What a bargain
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:27 pmInspired by all the talk about acquiring virtuosity through a bargain I thought why not summon a benefic force to bargain with? Well I did and I promised my soul in exchange of a talent, waited few days but nobody showed up.
So I summoned a malefic force, wouldn?t you know it... this bad dude showed up asking me what I want.
I explained that I was ready for a Faustian bargain, the bad dude asked me if I wanted to be a virtuoso on guitar, I said no guitar players are a dime a dozen I want to be talented into something to be named later in exchange for my soul.
Mephistopheles (the bad dude?s name) said he?d bargain with me if I give a demonstration on how bad I can be, I told him that I?m very bad in fact I?m so bad I was expelled from Bandmix forum, Mephi said that wasn?t enough I had to give him a new demostration and summons him once the bad deed was done with details of it.
So one night I went in a redneck neighborhood where all the racists, xenophobes bad guitar players and some Band mix members live and stuck toothpicks into the button of their door bell, by the time I got to house the street sounded like an amusement park had just opened up for business.
Met Mephi again explained my bad deed, after I got done he paused while his horns got sharper and turned pointing at me, smoke began to come out from his ears while his eyes turned blood red, he reminded me of one of this forum?s member. I took a step back and asked Mephi what?s the matter? He groaned and told me that I had harassed his favorite people.
He punished me by giving me the talent of playing door bells with virtuosity.
Well at least I got something out of it, now I can play a mean monotone Beethoven fifth with my doorbell.
See ya later.
So I summoned a malefic force, wouldn?t you know it... this bad dude showed up asking me what I want.
I explained that I was ready for a Faustian bargain, the bad dude asked me if I wanted to be a virtuoso on guitar, I said no guitar players are a dime a dozen I want to be talented into something to be named later in exchange for my soul.
Mephistopheles (the bad dude?s name) said he?d bargain with me if I give a demonstration on how bad I can be, I told him that I?m very bad in fact I?m so bad I was expelled from Bandmix forum, Mephi said that wasn?t enough I had to give him a new demostration and summons him once the bad deed was done with details of it.
So one night I went in a redneck neighborhood where all the racists, xenophobes bad guitar players and some Band mix members live and stuck toothpicks into the button of their door bell, by the time I got to house the street sounded like an amusement park had just opened up for business.
Met Mephi again explained my bad deed, after I got done he paused while his horns got sharper and turned pointing at me, smoke began to come out from his ears while his eyes turned blood red, he reminded me of one of this forum?s member. I took a step back and asked Mephi what?s the matter? He groaned and told me that I had harassed his favorite people.
He punished me by giving me the talent of playing door bells with virtuosity.
Well at least I got something out of it, now I can play a mean monotone Beethoven fifth with my doorbell.
See ya later.