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I'm a singer/songwriter....

PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:12 pm
by Lynard Dylan
Guitar player/ piano player, artist, and a not very
good 1/2 ass recorder (and typer, move on or live
with the typing errors).

I play and write rock n roll, not some floating in the
trees, singing to the ocean, sitting on a park bench
feeding pigeons....I'm sure there's a niche for this
type of sh#t.I'm not filling it, you go right ahead, I
play cvoming straight at you kickazz rock n roll. My
songs rock, they have meaning and soul, from the
lyrics to the orchestration, from the chordal structure
to the melodic intervals, and the thirds they create.
Music has made me this, in music I see the light.
I work my craft from how my abs look to the rockin
social commentary of my songs to the intervallic
relationships my instruments offer up.

Keep up with me!

You sure don't want to have to follow me cause I play
kickazz rock n roll, and bring the whole show.

I'm recording a 3 or 4 song medley of sorts on the
theme of drugs. Need to learn how to record some
bridges, this one's gonna have more bridges then NYC.
It will rock!

So spare me


I ain't your Mama :)

PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:04 pm
by Slacker G
OK. So just what was going through your mind at the time that inspired this post :)

I'm not trying to be insulting in any way, I'm just curious.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:12 pm
by Jahva
I think he's just getting his "Rocks off"
Chasing shadows moonlight mystery :P

PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:39 pm
by gbheil
Jack Daniels perhaps ? :)

PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:49 pm
by Starfish Scott
Leave him alone, if I know what he's saying than you do too.

Just don't provoke him further.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:05 am
by DainNobody
some of my best song ideas come while I'm feeding the pigeons.. their coos are amazingly blissful..

PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:24 pm
by Lynard Dylan
Hey Dan GFY, you know who I am, and anyday you want
to f**k with me, I'm ready, you just say it. You gonna ride
in here on the forum and talk sh*t, well you better get it
straight, I ain't playing, I show you how the squirrel climbed
the phukking tree.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 1:34 pm
by Lynard Dylan
Slacker and Jahva I totally respect your opinions.
Sorry to offend you.
Mr Kung Fu, you play to that same old mass of
people who all they have in common is they're
scared of going to hell, so they listen to that
praise and religous crap. I ain't scared of nothing
including you.

And Mr Scott phukk you, I ain't hiding, I read some
post you wrote about going out to CA and confronting
somebody. You won't come to MO and do that to me,
your own fears and your common sense are the only
things stopping you.

While I'm at it, Paperdog you wanna make judgement on
who I am with out knowing any of the facts, that's you in a
nutshell isn't it. So fatboy go write us a song about your
favorite piece of food your cramming down your neck.
Put the food down and practice your guitar, your a fat loser,
who and probably always will be and have been.

I feel better.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:02 pm
by neanderpaul
What in the world did I miss?

PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:44 pm
by Shapeshifter
Lol...I don't think you missed anything, Paul. This looks like the same old crap to me. Geez, I've missed this... :roll: . Somebody's got their panties in a bunch...or boxers...Depends.

Please, SOMEBODY show me how the squirrel climbed the f-ing tree. I just HAVE TO KNOW! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I've only got one thing to say to you, Lynard. Talk is cheap. You've obviously got yourself confused with a rock star. You wanna talk sh!t about people on a music site...then bring the music. All the rest is simply bravado. Nobody cares about what you think beyond that. I listened to your three tracks and I have critiques of them sitting right here in front of me. I'm not going to criticize you for what you believe (as you've done with "Mr. Kung Fu".) I'm not gonna come and knock the chip off your shoulder (although I have to say that I've heard rumors that Scott is a big, mean guy, and MO is a lot closer to him than CA...might wanna think about that one). I certainly won't call you a fat loser (that's just childish).

However, I will call you out on your music. In case you haven't got it yet, I'm not impressed. Lynard...as in Skynyrd? Not hardly. You don't have the licks, pal. Dylan? Not on your best day.
Oh, I know that you'll continue the same, monotonous attacks-and I know I'm not helping, but I can't resist poking the bear. I'm addicted to it.
On the hand, you COULD sit back and keep your mouth shut, and maybe even learn a thing or two.

I know where I'd put my money...

Oh, and for the rest of you...ENJOY! :D

PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:52 pm
by Starfish Scott
Come on guys, if I try to be good you guys should be too.

Lynard is having a rough time in one regard or another.
Give him a break, I do the same thing at one point or another.

Every so often, I wake up crazy for a day I think..I just pray the feeling passes.

Maybe he just had a bad day? And you don't feed into it, it will slowly dissipate.

(sh*t did I just say that>? See, this forum screws with your mind lol)

PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:59 pm
by jw123
Lynard I "Aint Yo Mama"!

what to heck brought all of this on

Lynard I credit you with getting me off my ass a little bit this weekend, I dusted off the ole recorder, got the manuals out, but i didnt get anything recorded, it seems Ive loaded the hard drive up previously and just need to download it to another medium or erase it, there some kinda cool sh*t on there, I did this thing with Dio in mind, not that it sounds like him, but I forgot I did it.

Have a good un Lynard and keep working on those guitar tones and mixes! One clean guitar track side by side with a dirty track trumps two dirty tracks anyday, and bring up the mids on your lead tracks, they will stand out a little more.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:04 pm
by Starfish Scott
Thanks JW,

I don't always agree with you but sure as sh*t, you are a heck of a better role model than I'll ever be.

(And your stuff is as valid as anyone's music needs to be)

PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:12 pm
by Shapeshifter
:shock:


No, it's not the forum...YOU, Scott, are screwing with my head! :lol:

You are absolutely correct, and I will follow your lead.

When did this "trying to be good" thing come about? :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:13 pm
by jw123
Capt I think over time that you and I have learned to agree to disagree, in a good way. I liked your song, left a little critique for you.