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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:29 pm
by AyrTrayn
Christian Band (Memphis)
Date: 2012-01-28, 3:23PM CST
Reply to: dufa2-2823061068@comm.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
seeking singers, guitarists, bassist, drummer, organist,


If you love the Lord, can speak in tongues, and want make money.

Snake handling experience a plus

"The righteous will rejoice when he sees the vengeance, he will bathe his feet in the blood of the wicked" [Ps. 58:10] Jesus Loves You

Location: Memphis
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:33 pm
by jw123
Ayr since you are in Memphis, have you seen some of Ray From Fraysers ads?

LOL

PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:53 pm
by J-HALEY
Ayrtrayn, thats some funny stuff. I was kind of raised by my Grandma who was Pentecostle. I love and miss her (died 1983). One thing I don't miss is that crazy religion. Those folks work themselves into a frenzy it is UNREAL dude! I remember being 6 years old in church and this lady worked herself up so much she had a heart attack and died right IN FRONT of me. I have seen the video's of that branch of southern pentecostle and it's JUST LIKE THAT! :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:59 pm
by AyrTrayn
jw123 wrote:Ayr since you are in Memphis, have you seen some of Ray From Fraysers ads?

LOL


He's a bit strange, kinda scary too, but some of the ads folks put up picking at him are kinda mean, some thoughtful too. He's a lonely guy just don't touch the cymbals I just polished em up.............. lol

PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:09 pm
by AyrTrayn
J-HALEY wrote:Ayrtrayn, thats some funny stuff. I was kind of raised by my Grandma who was Pentecostle. I love and miss her (died 1983). One thing I don't miss is that crazy religion. Those folks work themselves into a frenzy it is UNREAL dude! I remember being 6 years old in church and this lady worked herself up so much she had a heart attack and died right IN FRONT of me. I have seen the video's of that branch of southern pentecostle and it's JUST LIKE THAT! :lol:


That ad is still there thought of responding, but I'm not wanting Reverend Phelps after me.
I have some pretty religious neighbors but none of em come over with Rattle Snakes ................. yet!

What caught my eye was

"The righteous will rejoice when he sees the vengeance, he will bathe his feet in the blood of the wicked" [Ps. 58:10] Jesus Loves You

That's kinda Psycho l

PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:09 pm
by jimmydanger
J-HALEY wrote:Ayrtrayn, thats some funny stuff. I was kind of raised by my Grandma who was Pentecostle. I love and miss her (died 1983). One thing I don't miss is that crazy religion. Those folks work themselves into a frenzy it is UNREAL dude! I remember being 6 years old in church and this lady worked herself up so much she had a heart attack and died right IN FRONT of me. I have seen the video's of that branch of southern pentecostle and it's JUST LIKE THAT! :lol:


Too funny! My wife's daughter belongs to a church, not sure which one, where folks squirm around on the floor and talk in tongues. I'm sorry I would have to laugh out loud if I saw that.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:30 pm
by AyrTrayn
jimmydanger wrote:
J-HALEY wrote:Ayrtrayn, thats some funny stuff. I was kind of raised by my Grandma who was Pentecostle. I love and miss her (died 1983). One thing I don't miss is that crazy religion. Those folks work themselves into a frenzy it is UNREAL dude! I remember being 6 years old in church and this lady worked herself up so much she had a heart attack and died right IN FRONT of me. I have seen the video's of that branch of southern pentecostle and it's JUST LIKE THAT! :lol:


Too funny! My wife's daughter belongs to a church, not sure which one, where folks squirm around on the floor and talk in tongues. I'm sorry I would have to laugh out loud if I saw that.


They wouldn't notice............... i used to be a Pentecostal, and I've been in the crazy ward at the hospital better drugs in the crazy ward but everything smells better at church. People would be smiling laughing real maniacal smiles. The crazy ward is pretty boring and the food is terrible. I think the Church is where I got the habit of talking to myself.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:37 pm
by AyrTrayn
Whats better is to have a Bunch of Lutherans and Pentecostals together at a kind of joint common goal service. They all look at other when someone hollers Amen each group thinks the other is crazy.

Or go see Star Wars and every time the Character says The force be we you and they say and also with you. The movies is as close as I get to going to church anymore

PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:39 pm
by Starfish Scott
I can handle snakes, I break their neck and then they are "handled". lol

PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:47 pm
by jw123
I had my snake made into some boots and a belt, I sure miss Freddie!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:12 am
by KLUGMO
Handling your snake is a natural thing. :lol: [/b]

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:58 am
by PaperDog
J-HALEY wrote:Ayrtrayn, thats some funny stuff. I was kind of raised by my Grandma who was Pentecostle. I love and miss her (died 1983). One thing I don't miss is that crazy religion. Those folks work themselves into a frenzy it is UNREAL dude! I remember being 6 years old in church and this lady worked herself up so much she had a heart attack and died right IN FRONT of me. I have seen the video's of that branch of southern pentecostle and it's JUST LIKE THAT! :lol:


Man That's FKd Up! :shock:

PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:32 pm
by Starfish Scott
KLUGMO wrote:Handling your snake is a natural thing. :lol: [/b]



Klug, you are killing me.

I was going to make a whole thread, but f**k it.

When you want to use bold, italics, underline etc.

You click the button 1x and at the end of your writing, it will show a symbol.

right click on it, select CUT.

Take that symbol, place it at the beginning of what you wrote you want say BOLD, then right click and select paste.

Now you do this one more time and it will give you a similar symbol, but not exactly the same. Cut and paste the next symbol at the end of what you are trying to BOLD.

Now what you bold will be BOLD. And nothing else will be wrong.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:05 am
by AyrTrayn
DRUMMER WANTED (Memphis/midtown)
Date: 2012-02-19, 2:00PM CST
Reply to: gszq2-2859758906@comm.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Drummer qualifications.
Must have a pulse.
Male or female.
20-25
Minimum 6 years playing exp.
Drum kit must be at minimum an 8 piece.
Must know how to play double bass.
Willingness to learn
Good attiude. (we dont have time for sh*t heads and prima Donnas).
cannot be limited to one specific genre. Genres that will be covered in this band will be but not limited to. Rock (alt, glam, southern, hard, blues, progressive, punk, etc), funk, heavy metal, country, folk.
Any touring/show exp, singing ability, originality/ flair is a plus.

Email or text 9017343005. Serious inquires only please!

This one falls under crazy ............. (I need 6'x8' for my 5pc kit)

PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:21 am
by AyrTrayn
Indie band looking for other bands to play with (Memphis)

just the title on this one is funny :P