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While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim jihadist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think that I completely wasted two stamps...

LOL . . . that was good!

Can't take credit ... was E-Mailed to me by a friend ... had a laugh ... thought I'd share.

What and all Muslims are terrorists now and all illegal Mexicans drug dealers!!!? ???

lol I just figured I’d put that out there, before some bleeding heart starting weeping over a pretty funny joke. Heaven forbid we have a laugh at the expense of those who cost us so much. I can picture that rescue message on the back of a “Welcome to Texas!” postcard. Hey at least it wasn’t as the result of traumatic spontaneous aeration and lead poisoning.

“That man was shot!”

“Well now let’s not jump to conclusions, “shot” is some pretty strong language around these parts. Although it is safe to say, there are easier ways of gathering ammunition.”

lalong wrote:What and all Muslims are terrorists now and all illegal Mexicans drug dealers!!!? ???

lol I just figured I’d put that out there, before some bleeding heart starting weeping over a pretty funny joke. Heaven forbid we have a laugh at the expense of those who cost us so much. I can picture that rescue message on the back of a “Welcome to Texas!” postcard. Hey at least it wasn’t as the result of traumatic spontaneous aeration and lead poisoning.

“That man was shot!”

“Well now let’s not jump to conclusions, “shot” is some pretty strong language around these parts. Although it is safe to say, there are easier ways of gathering ammunition.”

There was this Cadillac hauling ass down the road...Seated inside were five (5) terrorist muslums.... As they were hauling ass, suddenly the car jumped the lane, veered off the road...flipped into a ditch ..rolled two times and then burst into flames.... There were no survivors

Now...whats wrong with that picture...?



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A Cadillac can seat six (6)

Some folks on this site would expect me to comment on this thread! Some folks here at B.M. know of my New Years resolution to be less negative! To those of you OH MY GAWD MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE!

I love the smell of burnt muslim in the morning