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Merry Stressmas!!

Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:58 pm
by jimmydanger
And a Happy New Depression!

Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:57 pm
by J-HALEY
Are you stressed Jimmy? It is sad that what is SUPPOSED to be a HAPPY holiday turns out to stress the majority of folks out! I'll be joining you on christmas eve as it is our year to host the family gathering. My wifes family always does the BIG Christmas gathering. They are southern Baptist. They believe in holding hands in a circle while saying grace! This past Thanksgiving I had just washed my hands and walk into the room they are ready to say grace. My nephew grabs my hand and the praying starts and it goes on and on aand on! Finally when grace is over the mad Redneck dash for the grub starts. I wind up about 5th in line get my plate set down (Oh them woman can cook YES) I start to eat. Just as I finish I notice that same nephew I was holding hands with during grace couphing and hacking. Yes I got a bad@ss cold the same one I had just gotten over the week before Grr!


Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:31 pm
by jimmydanger
You could go to the seasonal parties wearing latex gloves and a surgical mask. Tell everyone you have an operation to perform after the party.

Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:19 pm
by jw123
I with ya Jimmy, I mean I love Christmas, but being at the end of the year there are so many things to get wrapped up business wise, seeing customers, family issues that it is kinda luke warm for me.
But on the bright side I just booked us for a big party Jan 7th! Who the hell has a party the weekend after new years? Doesnt matter it is paying good so we shall see. I always feel better for some reason when I have a gig on the horizon, Im just glad all my guys were able to do this one, we ussually book 3 to 4 monthes in advance so getting something in a couple of weeks is cool beans by me. Guess I need to start woodshedding again, as soon as CX is over! LOL!

Posted:
Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:46 pm
by Slacker G
Christmas? Bah Humbug.

Posted:
Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:17 pm
by gbheil
AH the joys of being left in a hospital full of sick people with little help and no back up when someone calls off.
Enjoy your Christmas supervisors and administrators.
Hope you get a fan under the tree.
There is a special place in hell for you.

Posted:
Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:53 am
by PierceG
PARTY TIME!!!!
CHRISTMAS IS OFFICIALLY TOMORROW!!!!
Enjoy your organic, cage-free, free-range, grain fed deviled eggs with a nice tall glass of hot chocolate made with organic milk for breakfast!!!
For Christmas dinner, we will have three dishes featuring whole-grain pasta, one with a homemade cheese sauce made out of Organic Mozzarella and Organic Pecorino Romano!
Expensive? Yes, but it's Christmas, and we're gonna rock out with our roosters out with this cheese sauce!
We'll also be having sweet potato casserole with marshmallows. Homemade whole-wheat butter rolls with Amish Butter! Candied Carrots! Six different kinds of pie, all made with organic eggs! Homemade Macaroni and Cheese (One of the Pastas) with Organic Cheddar!
Ten different kinds of cookies (Being brought in from others making them), baklava...oh sweet God...baklava, roasted potatoes!!!
Skin-on baked potatoes with organic cheese to sprinkle on!
No ham in this house, mother****ers, but plenty of awesome food!!!
Rejoice, drink and be merry, eat until you puke, play Mario Kart on the Nintendo Wii until you get tunnel vision, it's Christmas!!!!!
***On a side note, December 26th is my LEAST favorite day of the year.