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Two Explorers

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:07 pm
by crunchysoundbite
Two explorers had been captured by canabels. Soon, they found themselves in a heating cauldron. The crying skinny one said to the fat one"What are you laughing about?" The fat one said " I just Sh!t in their soup!"

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:43 pm
by PaperDog
Two hunters were in the woods, when they stumbled on a ferocious mama Grizzly Bear. The first hunter quickly reached for his back pack and grabbed a pair of tennis shoes. He quickly proceeded to put them on.. The 2nd hunter asked, "What the hell are you doing!? You know you cant out run that bear!..." The 1st hunter replied back; "Yeah I know that.... But all I gotta do is outrun you..."