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DEAR CRACKY
Posted:
Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:35 amby PaperDog
Dear Cracky,
For weeks I have suspected that my girlfriend was seeing some one else. Finally Last Saturday, after she turned me down for our favorite brunch (my treat no less) I broke down and decided to spy on her. I pulled up and parked about a block away from her house and went on foot up to her neighbors House. Actually I hid behind a parked car on the curb. I waited for a few minutes, and sure enough, my deepest suspicions were revealed. Some guy pulled up in front of her house. A few moments later she came trotting out and they got into his car and drove off... As I was watching this from behind the parked car, I happened to notice , up by the fender of the car, there was some kind of oil running from what appeared to be the shock absorber. It got me thinking... So, My question is....should I go with Michelin Shocks or the Bilstein shocks for the old Thunderbird I'm rebuilding?
Thanks,
PaperDog
Posted:
Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:50 amby ANGELSSHOTGUN
The more you write,, the more I like you Dog.
WTFAYTA? Pronounced watfaeyta.
Now you can ask me what is WTFAYTA?
It translates to basically WDYDT,,,FHBOANM.
Go with the cheap shocks, same as a cheap date, you basically get the same thing when you are dealing with low mileage. Warning!!! Hi Mileage wears out the rubber. EEEER,,,, Rubbers.
Posted:
Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:05 amby PaperDog
GlenJ wrote:The more you write,, the more I like you Dog.
WTFAYTA? Pronounced watfaeyta.
Now you can ask me what is WTFAYTA?
It translates to basically WDYDT,,,FHBOANM.
Go with the cheap shocks, same as a cheap date, you basically get the same thing when you are dealing with low mileage. Warning!!! Hi Mileage wears out the rubber. EEEER,,,, Rubbers.
OK, I'm askin ..what is WTFAYTA.. My crazy mind comes up with a hundred variations...
Posted:
Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:42 amby ANGELSSHOTGUN
Internet speak for ,,,what the flock you talkin' about.
Your a cool dude Dog.
Posted:
Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:01 amby Slacker G
I heard a version of that a couple of years ago on another forum and thought it was pretty funny then too. Thanks for reminding me.
Posted:
Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:26 amby KLUGMO
I would upgrade myself. Maybe one of those foreign jobs or
a Cadilac.
If you're gonna wearout shocks, you might as well be in
something that you look good in.[/b]
Posted:
Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:17 amby fisherman bob
Dear Cracky,
There's 2 1/2 billion women in the world (or something like that)
IRDGAFF
Should I feel guilty about NGAFF?
Sincerely,
Studmuffin fb
Posted:
Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:25 pmby Lynard Dylan
Michelins always the better stuff.
Posted:
Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:23 pmby PaperDog
DEAR CRACKY,
IT will soon be Valentines day again... Why Do I feel so unhappy on that day.. Isn't it supposed to invoke the sentiment of passion and romance? If so, where is my 'soul mate?
Thanks
Grant.
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Dear Grant,
The answer is obvious, isn't it? There is no such thing as a soul mate... and Valentines day is just a mockery of all the lonely people. - Have a great day now.
Cracky
Posted:
Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:12 pmby gbheil
Dear Cracky
I recently observed my neighbor's wife sun bathing in the nude as I was looking out my bathroom window.
While I was masturbating I noticed my wife was watching me.
What I need to know is ...
Does this mean my wife is a pervert ??
Posted:
Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:27 amby ANGELSSHOTGUN
BAHWAHAHA TO INFINITY.
Just too funny.
Posted:
Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:35 amby J-HALEY
Posted:
Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:40 amby PaperDog
Dear Cracky,
If my wife gives my best friend a blow job, is that considered cheating?
Thanks,
Grant
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Dear Grant,,, Hell yes that's cheating... Everybody else has to 'pay'
Have great day,
Cracky
Posted:
Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:07 pmby gbheil
