OPEN MIC NIGHT
Well,
Being so new at the "gig" thing... I will make my debut at our local down- town coffee house open-Mic (The Percolator) on Sat the 24Th of Sept.
So, I have made a check-list... to prepare for my glorious performance...:
LIST:
1) Eat gravel and charcoal the night before, to get that "Dylan in a coffee house" voice thing going.
2) Stop all showers and bathing, 72 hours prior to show time...To get that"Dylan smells bad in the coffee house" thing going.
3) A 'short list' of material... I think I can pull off about three songs before their cane reaches to grab and pull me off from stage right.
4) will need AN entourage ...consisting of my best friend, (who will be the planted shill in the audience) and his girl friend (with sisters). The girls will all dress up like Britney's. One will bring her boa... (I have arranged to pay one of them ...to throw her panties at me during my chorus of my new Ballad: "Vevet Jone's Book O Love".
5) Will need AN extra Sharpie...in case 'they' (That's pro-noun, without antecedent) want autographs... NO wait...make that Two extra Sharpies, just in case...
6) Will need to plot my sneak-out exit from back of the stage
7) Rent Limo... (Can only afford to have it do a drive by out front) Will actually have PT cruiser waiting in the back...
I think that's it... Got all the bases covered...

Being so new at the "gig" thing... I will make my debut at our local down- town coffee house open-Mic (The Percolator) on Sat the 24Th of Sept.
So, I have made a check-list... to prepare for my glorious performance...:
LIST:
1) Eat gravel and charcoal the night before, to get that "Dylan in a coffee house" voice thing going.
2) Stop all showers and bathing, 72 hours prior to show time...To get that"Dylan smells bad in the coffee house" thing going.
3) A 'short list' of material... I think I can pull off about three songs before their cane reaches to grab and pull me off from stage right.
4) will need AN entourage ...consisting of my best friend, (who will be the planted shill in the audience) and his girl friend (with sisters). The girls will all dress up like Britney's. One will bring her boa... (I have arranged to pay one of them ...to throw her panties at me during my chorus of my new Ballad: "Vevet Jone's Book O Love".
5) Will need AN extra Sharpie...in case 'they' (That's pro-noun, without antecedent) want autographs... NO wait...make that Two extra Sharpies, just in case...
6) Will need to plot my sneak-out exit from back of the stage
7) Rent Limo... (Can only afford to have it do a drive by out front) Will actually have PT cruiser waiting in the back...
I think that's it... Got all the bases covered...