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Given a sealed box, the atheist insists the box is empty. The Christian says the box contains a leprechaun. The agnostic says it's possible the box contains a leprechaun, but the odds are very, very, very slight and that there's no way to ever get the box open so it's pointless to speculate.

...bring it over here.... boxes are my specialty...

jimmydanger wrote:Given a sealed box, the atheist insists the box is empty. The Christian says the box contains a leprechaun. The agnostic says it's possible the box contains a leprechaun, but the odds are very, very, very slight and that there's no way to ever get the box open so it's pointless to speculate.

Christians don't believe in leprechauns. The box is full of air, or to be more specific about the "kind" of air:


Nitrogen -- N2 -- 78.084%

Oxygen -- O2 -- 20.9476%

Argon -- Ar -- 0.934%

Carbon Dioxide -- CO2 -- 0.0314%

Neon -- Ne -- 0.001818%

Methane -- CH4 -- 0.0002%

Helium -- He -- 0.000524%

The point that you're completely missing is that there is no way to know what is in the box. For all you know it's a vacuum containing no air. And I'm sure there are plenty of Christians who believe in leprechauns.

I'd shake that sucker until he cries out.. lol

yer always after me lucky charms?

A Man in the box. Denying your maker?

Crip2nite wrote:...bring it over here.... boxes are my specialty...

. I thought boobs were your specialty.

If my son was in your box you best keep the box shut.

Tie two birds together and though they have four wings, cannot fly.

Crunchysoundbite wrote:A Man in the box. Denying your maker?

He who tries, will be wasted. \m/

I know what's in the box. According to SNL, there's a d**k in the box.

I hope my new piano my brother's sending me is in the box.
Fisherman Bob you know boobs and boxes kinda go together.

Life is like a box of fish.

Eeeww!

jimmydanger wrote:The point that you're completely missing is that there is no way to know what is in the box. For all you know it's a vacuum containing no air. And I'm sure there are plenty of Christians who believe in leprechauns.

Physically speaking, there is no such thing as vacuum, only pressure- or lack of, or less than. "The Christian says" puts words in us Christians mouths that no Christian on this site has said, unless you are a Christian- and have said that would make you wrong twice, at this point, spiritually and physically. Go on. We're listening (as you vent). Then again, do any of us really want to know what you say is in your imaginary box (with or without you putting words into other peoples mouths) to prove an imaginary point? I am a Christian, I don't believe elves make cookies or cereal. I also don't believe an idiot rides a tiger, wielding a sword has the power.