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IT OFFICIAL! ORWELLIAN ERA

PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:41 am
by PaperDog
-It started today when it was announced that the FBI can now legally sniff through your trash, and look for databases there.... lol!

-I'm talking about the George Orwell Era. 1984 has Arrived in 2011. Who would have thought his popcorn would make it this far...

With the 4Th amendment rights annihilated, I guess the news can now show all those beatings that go on in Syria without the candy-assed political correctness that follows. ... In fact, I think the seizure of our 4Th amendment has shaved an hour a day off our pundit-talking-head shows. (Everybody knows those shows are the reason the world hates Americans)

- It is now illegal to eat or sell donuts in the park play-ground where children are... Something about pedophilia in that story... "Hey Kid...ya wanna 'buy' some donuts?"

-No Flash Mobbing and expressive dancing in the War memorial. That area is strictly for tourists who wish to reflect on the memories of their fallen family members and friends (from the war). I know that for me, its pretty damn annoying to get a dance in my face, while I'm contemplating revenge against the enemy that killed my brothers.... But Hey, since Lap dances aren't that cheap, I guess I'll actually have to visit the memorial.