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Make sense out of that - I DARE YA!

I think ol' Beefy was way into his cups & bowls when he came up with this one!

I was playing for the birds friday. Had my hat on and ate a peanut butter sandwich with my grandson. The bush got up and moved to the other side of the fence .

What now ?

1collaborator wrote::oops: I was playing for the birds friday. Had my hat on and ate a peanut butter sandwich with my grandson. The bush got up and moved to the other side of the fence .

What now ?

Maybe try a rye or sourdough next time.
Also... suppose to be done under the moon you know.

This was the same guy who beat up a drummer when he couldn't play a "strawberry."

fisherman bob's ten commandments of guitar playing:

1) Play your damn guitar

2) Play your damn guitar

3) Play your damn guitar

4) Play your damn guitar

5) Play your damn guitar

6) Play your damn guitar

7) Play your damn guitar

Play your damn guitar

9) Play the sh*t out of your damn guitar

10) If you observe commandments 1-9 then someday you'll be a damn good guitar player.

fisherman bob wrote:fisherman bob's ten commandments of guitar playing:

1) Play your damn guitar

2) Play your damn guitar

3) Play your damn guitar

4) Play your damn guitar

5) Play your damn guitar

6) Play your damn guitar

7) Play your damn guitar

Play your damn guitar

9) Play the sh*t out of your damn guitar

10) If you observe commandments 1-9 then someday you'll be a damn good guitar player.

But Bob. I do. I just haven't seen a lot of improvement lately. I must have the nonspirations.

Playing under the full moon gets a little hairy !!! I think the bush wanted a little country.

I agree with Bob except for number 4.

Talbot