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A brilliant idea struck me. Why not have proctologists,
gynecologists, and mammary screening machine operators do the pat downs
and scans at the airports? That would cut down the bloated health care
requirements and screenings needed to qualify you for nanny care
in the future. Take a plane = bypass the death panels.

Lol. Way to get more bang for the taxed buck.

Or just have everyone board the plane nude.

.... even grampa??

Thanks for those last two posts. Grandma and grandpa boarding nude. That thought should keep me from eating too much at dinner.

Maybe we need to....just dress down.....like.... wear togas when we travel by air.

Screw em.
Let the silly bastards go broke.
They deserve nothing less.

Grandma & Grandpa should be less disgusting naked than the average American who are rude AND overweight.

The majority (especially the moral majority) make me nauseous fully dressed.

Dewy wrote:Grandma & Grandpa should be less disgusting naked than the average American who are rude AND overweight.

The majority (especially the moral majority) make me nauseous fully dressed.

We're not rude, we just know what's right. And we're not overweight, we're evolving into a huge, giant race, so we can resist alien invasions.

The more America turns into a police state, the worse the economy will suffer. Empires are expensive. Ask a Soviet.

When "capitalism" (I use quotes because we really live in a corporatist, aka fascist, system) finally joins communism in the graveyard maybe something more humane and just will replace it.

Mike Nobody wrote:The more America turns into a police state, the worse the economy will suffer. Empires are expensive. Ask a Soviet.

When "capitalism" (I use quotes because we really live in a corporatist, aka fascist, system) finally joins communism in the graveyard maybe something more humane and just will replace it.

Utopia?

I lived in NC Scratchy, I know for a fact almost (90%) of the people are assholes or immigrants (came from other states).

Also as an American I can easily say most of the folks I know are overweight and ignorant of almost everything not required at work.

Dewy wrote:I lived in NC Scratchy, I know for a fact almost (90%) of the people are assholes or immigrants (came from other states).

Also as an American I can easily say most of the folks I know are overweight and ignorant of almost everything not required at work.

Damn, boy. You got me pegged.....lawd oh mighty. Yo da smart un. Where ya da first in yer generation ta walk upright?

What gave it away, that I said I grew up in Brooklyn, NY? or that I act like an asshole?

I knew I should have never sold my private jet.

Ha, one of the poll options should have been "will you respect me in the morning"?

I think everybody who boards a passenger plane should be required to wear foul odor absorbing charcoal lined pantaloons...