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What's this? An Honest Privacy Policy???

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:57 pm
by Paleopete
I found this posted on another site and just had to pass it on.

warning...set your coffee down before clicking this link...unless you like wearing it...


http://webanalyticsland.com/privacy-policy/

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:06 pm
by Dewy
Refreshing and hilarious!

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:08 pm
by Scratchy
At least they are up front about it. And Im not surprised, considering that the site is all about Adobe's SiteCatalyst implementation. I think every site you register onto, just like this BM site, does this type of analysis.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:09 pm
by gbheil
:shock: :lol:


Guess it's better than spitting it all over the keyboard ... again.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:03 pm
by Krul
It's just too honest.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:06 pm
by Slacker G
Exclusive: Google, CIA Invest in ‘Future’ of Web Monitoring | dailyator.com:

The investment arms of the CIA and Google are both backing a company that monitors the web in real time — and says it uses that information to predict the future.

The company is called Recorded Future, and it scours tens of thousands of websites, blogs and Twitter accounts to find the relationships between people, organizations, actions and incidents — both present and still-to-come. In a white paper, the company says its temporal analytics engine “goes beyond search” by “looking at the ‘invisible links’ between documents that talk about the same, or related, entities and events.”

PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:14 pm
by Krul
Funny, I used to think all that "big brother" talk was just paranoia.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:00 am
by Scratchy
Kruliosis wrote:Funny, I used to think all that "big brother" talk was just paranoia.


(Damn, I thought I was making progress) What have you got to be paranoid about? Are you planning anti-social or criminal behavior? If so, dont do it over the web!

PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:06 am
by Mike Nobody
Scratchy wrote:
Kruliosis wrote:Funny, I used to think all that "big brother" talk was just paranoia.


(Damn, I thought I was making progress) What have you got to be paranoid about? Are you planning anti-social or criminal behavior? If so, dont do it over the web!


Don't need to be up to no good to be paranoid.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:28 am
by lalong
Paleopete that was just outright funny. Thanks for the laugh man. :D

PostPosted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:06 am
by Krul
I don't want to get busted for creating a new virus that literally blows up computers and impales people. :roll: I'm very paranoid. Please don't notify the FBI.