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Posted: **Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:45 pm**

Q: How do you get two flutists to play in tune?

A: Shoot one of them.

Posted: **Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:53 pm**

jimmydanger wrote:Q: How do you get two flutists to play in tune?

Jimmy, my wife's name is Mary.
I told that she got a message from you.
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A: Shoot one of them.

Posted: **Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:55 pm**

jimmydanger wrote:Q: How do you get two flutists to play in tune?

A: Shoot one of them.

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:19 am**

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:34 am**

Aren't there a bunch of flutists and piccolos in an orchestra? That can cause problems and bloodshed...

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:04 am**

jimmydanger wrote:Q: How do you get two flutists to play in tune?

Shoot one I have been shot many times!!! However, the other flutist still played outta tune.

How do you get a gutarist to shaddup?

Put a piece of sheet music in front of his face.

A: Shoot one of them.

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:06 am**

fisherman bob wrote:Aren't there a bunch of flutists and piccolos in an orchestra? That can cause problems and bloodshed...

No. look at a proffessional orchestra. How many flutes do you actually see? No more than four but more commonly 2 and one pic.

Posted: **Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:32 am**

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