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Airport pat downs
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:58 pmby Dajax
These new grope sessions that have people up in arms...every single person that gets the "enhanced" pat down needs to fake a LOUD, expletive laden orgasm! That'll learn 'em! It's just too bad that the radical A-holes that are hell bent on causing mayhem didn't all have a certain look about them so you could single them out for scrutiny...wait, what's THAT you say?
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:50 pmby Crip2nite
I'd go back for seconds if it was a hot, young, voluptuous, horny female
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Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:39 amby Chaeya
Hell yeah! Me and the old man decided that if they could hire hot looking TSA officers, we'd be fly more often.
Chaeya
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Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:38 amby fisherman bob
The terrorists are laughing at us. Fully expect a major terror attack that has NOTHING to do with airplanes. I have a bad premonition (my premonitions usually come true unfortunately.)
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Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:20 amby dizzizz
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Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:14 amby gbheil
Pay to be groped or just boycott the dumb asses.
Money talks ... bullshit walks.
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Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:33 pmby Starfish Scott
Just don't pinch my balls. lol
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Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:25 pmby Krul
Give me three coughs, spread your cheeks on the third one.
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Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:21 pmby gbheil
Just make sure they don't have both hands on your shoulders for that cavity check
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Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:03 pmby Paleopete
I refuse to fly because of that crap. They're giving terrorists and other criminals exactly what they want. Defenseless victims, unable to fight back. Last time I flew they wanted me to take off my cap, jacket, belt and shoes. That was humiliating enough, getting half undressed and freezing my butt off in a crowded airport. I swore I would never fly again.
Want to stop terrorists hijacking planes? Here's Paleopete's security plan.
Every passenger is given a 9mm and told to USE IT in case of trouble.
End of hijackings.
Before you gunophobes start screaming, think about it. Do you want to hijack a plane full of gun toting citizens, or one of today's "safe" planes. I know which one I'm hijacking...that's a no brainer.
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Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:31 pmby Stringdancer
Every passenger is given a 9mm and told to USE IT in case of trouble.
I got mine.
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Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:05 pmby gbheil
Nav4c wrote:Every passenger is given a 9mm and told to USE IT in case of trouble.
I got mine.
Will this work ?
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Sat Nov 27, 2010 8:05 amby Krul
sanshouheil wrote:Just make sure they don't have both hands on your shoulders for that cavity check
Classic!
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:23 amby RGMixProject
Still my favorite is my birth gun I still have it today, 1954 Colt 22 long rifle Challenger.
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Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:21 amby Mike Nobody
Apparently, you've never seen
Goldfinger.
