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The Say Anything Thread
Posted:
Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:32 amby Krul
First time I've done one of these. What it is, is a thread of randumb quotes, whatever. There's nothing relevent at all.
I'll start...
I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.
You're looking at one waste of a meth lab.
Posted:
Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:05 amby Hayden King
Fat? Why she's so fat she has stretch marks on her car!
Posted:
Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:13 amby dizzizz
I saw a couple making out on an elevator today.
It was wrong on so many levels.
Posted:
Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:15 amby Mike Nobody
Anything.
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Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:57 amby philbymon
She's so skinny she hasta tease her hair just to keep her pants up.
Skin 'er back & let 'er drip!
HERP! I need a speech patholologist!
When times get bad, & things look like they'll never improve, just remember that a cat in the bag is worth two under water!
If things get any worse, Chinese kids will be sending us their leftovers!
I'd rather be a sweater than a pair of pants.
Posted:
Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:15 amby Hayden King
only 2 things in the world smell like fish, and one of em is fish.
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Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:50 amby Stringdancer
Adam blames Eve, Eve blames the snake and the snake doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Posted:
Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:32 pmby TheCaptain
"Shelves in the closet... Happy thought indeed."
Posted:
Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:36 pmby KLUGMO
It's rainin like a double cunted cow
pissin on a flat rock.
Posted:
Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:40 pmby Metal D
What does it mean if your finger goes through the toilet paper???
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Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:41 pmby jimmydanger
It's Obama's fault.
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Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:05 pmby philbymon
I KNOW that god has a sense of humor. Just look at my hairline.
I used to have a forehead. Now I have a forever head!
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
CYA or be SOL, ya SOB.
Posted:
Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:08 pmby Chippy
Onion Bahjis
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Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:32 pmby gbheil
If God intended Texans to ski ... he made bullshit white.
Bullshit Bill Tyler ... you'll kill us all !!
To hell with them fellas ... buzzards got to eat, same as worms.
Posted:
Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:51 pmby Paleopete
The whole world's crazy except for me and you and I really wonder about you.