General Music Chat

First time I've done one of these. What it is, is a thread of randumb quotes, whatever. There's nothing relevent at all.

I'll start...

I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.

You're looking at one waste of a meth lab.

Fat? Why she's so fat she has stretch marks on her car!

I saw a couple making out on an elevator today.
It was wrong on so many levels.

Anything.

She's so skinny she hasta tease her hair just to keep her pants up.

Skin 'er back & let 'er drip!

HERP! I need a speech patholologist!

When times get bad, & things look like they'll never improve, just remember that a cat in the bag is worth two under water!

If things get any worse, Chinese kids will be sending us their leftovers!

I'd rather be a sweater than a pair of pants.

only 2 things in the world smell like fish, and one of em is fish.

Adam blames Eve, Eve blames the snake and the snake doesn't have a leg to stand on.

"Shelves in the closet... Happy thought indeed."

It's rainin like a double cunted cow
pissin on a flat rock.

What does it mean if your finger goes through the toilet paper???

It's Obama's fault.

I KNOW that god has a sense of humor. Just look at my hairline.

I used to have a forehead. Now I have a forever head!

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!

CYA or be SOL, ya SOB.

Onion Bahjis

If God intended Texans to ski ... he made bullshit white.


Bullshit Bill Tyler ... you'll kill us all !!


To hell with them fellas ... buzzards got to eat, same as worms.

The whole world's crazy except for me and you and I really wonder about you.