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Just wondering about the folks I've been talking with . . .

For some reason it cut off the last option of "Daily."

Don't get wasted if you plan on being in a band with me. It'll happen just once. Get wasted on YOUR OWN TIME, NOT MINE. Fair warning has been given...

Never wasted, sometimes a little buzzed.


That's what happens when you can't buy your own beer, and your suppliers only get you shitty miller lite. There's only so much I can take.

Never.
Did in my younger years, but not in many many moons

Probably 8 years ago was the last time.

July 4th 1995
1 double shot of JD
1 beer
1 double shot of JD
30 shooters
1 Sunrise
1 double shot of JD
20 shooters
1 beer
closed out the bar and walked out the door.

Thats all I remember, morning came around and I was on the floor of the studio.........have no idea how I got their.

Never again.

I don't know, how often do you masturbate?

Jimmy did you know that the BUick Lacrosse car had some problems with its name in the French areas of Canada. It seems that "lacrossse" is a slang term for masturbate amongst the teen population there.

I cant remember where but Pinto in I think Portugese slang means small penis.

So how many guys on here had a pinto when they were younger!

What is the purpose of a wasted thread? LOL

Be right back, I've got to go lacrosse with my pinto.

I used to try to do it twice a year, but I've slowed down a lot since I turned 50.

I think my last time might have been last year...or was it the year before?

As far as a nice lil tipsy buzz goes, I might do that 3-4 times a year these days. When I was helping to run that open mic, it used to be a weekly thing, cuz that's how I was paid, & I deserved it, dammit.

I've never missed a day's work over a buzz, though, & it only affected me on stage twice, to my recollection...both times at an open mic, NEVER at a paying gig.

So you only lacrosse once a year Phil?

er...no...I think I lacross almost daily, but you gotta remember - I'm a married guy!

You gotta get her in the mood dude!!

Like the song says, jimmy - "It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long!"

philbymon wrote:Like the song says, jimmy - "It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long!"

Who said anything about lips! Just put soemthin in that mouth to shut it up for a 1:52!

I haven't touched anything in over 9 months? Maybe, er, 6 months. I don't know how to have a "few", and I certainly don't know how to act when intoxicated.