Who Farted?
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:39 amHmm?
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:39 amPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:26 amAll the cows. SAVE THE PLANET, EAT BEEF.
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:06 pmGuilty dog barks first ?
He whom smelt it probably dealt it ?
Wasn't me, not my brand ?
He whom smelt it probably dealt it ?
Wasn't me, not my brand ?
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:29 pmI confess - it was Zip!
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:46 pmWhen I saw the green brand, I thought it was a link to a particular brand of fart... lol
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:48 pmYou guys are too funny.
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:52 pmCapt Scott wrote:When I saw the green brand, I thought it was a link to a particular brand of fart... lol
According to my wife ... it is.
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:56 pmChange your diet.. the rabbit food makes for more tolerant scents.
The meat, however.... lol
The meat, however.... lol
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:49 pmThai after the gig yesterday. 
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:04 pmmmmm... bacon, onions, and a cool glass of apple juice.
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:14 amThere's been significant scientific research funded by U.S. taxpayers on experimental clothing that actually absorbs malodorous gases. They developed a charcoal-lined mylar pantaloon that is supposed to absorb enough flatus that test subjects either smelled little or no flatus. I'll attempt to put the link on here, forgive me if I have it wrong. I'm not good at this computer stuff: www.onara.co.jp/images/r-flatus-paper.pdf
After reading this thread I did some significant research to see if I can give you all hope that flatus odor control may be in our future...
After reading this thread I did some significant research to see if I can give you all hope that flatus odor control may be in our future...
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:16 amHey, I tried the link, it WORKS! Enjoy reading!
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:39 amfisherman bob wrote:Hey, I tried the link, it WORKS! Enjoy reading!
No smell ??
Where is the fun in that ??
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:09 amsanshouheil wrote:It's not a question of fun. It's a question of being able to control excessive gas. I had an employee once who had a terrible problem with it. One time when he was travelling with his family they stopped at a Wendy's and he emptied the restaurant with his excess gas. I know a lot of people who at least need to change their diet, but if that isn't feasible there's hope that a charcoal lined Mylar pantaloon will do the trick...the necessary research provided by our wonderful Federal government...fisherman bob wrote:Hey, I tried the link, it WORKS! Enjoy reading!
No smell ??
Where is the fun in that ??
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:29 amI guess I'm kinda childish like that Bob.
You have to remember what I do or a living.
Humans are really all the same at that basic level you know.
The good thing is I can fart in the hall and blame the smell on the patients.
First rule of Nursing ... don't fart in the medication room.
You have to remember what I do or a living.
Humans are really all the same at that basic level you know.
The good thing is I can fart in the hall and blame the smell on the patients.
First rule of Nursing ... don't fart in the medication room.