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Could You Please
Posted:
Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:06 pmby KLUGMO
Could you please : contact someone for me.
Could you please : buy my music.
Could you please : pay my $10 for me.
Could you please : be nice to me.
Could you please : agree with everything I say.
Could you please : tell me how to make music.
Could you please : put me in your band.
Could you please : tell me my music is wonderful.
Could you please : play music for free.
This place is turning into Kinder Kare.
Posted:
Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:12 pmby Krul
Posted:
Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:16 pmby philbymon
You forgot
"Vote for me in this contest.
"Gimme extra hits on my Myspace page so I look good.
"Click on my video on Youtube so I'm the next biggest thing."
Posted:
Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:05 amby Chaeya
Oh but my absolute favorite is:
"you people are mean, I was just here thanking you and showing my appreciation by giving you the opportunity to buy my tunes and how dare you tell me what an asshole I am. I'm going away, I don't wanna play anymore, (whine) (whine) (sniffle) (sniffle)"
Chaeya
Posted:
Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:08 amby philbymon
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Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:22 amby dizzizz
How about "Can you guys give me your honest opinion of my music and help me to improve as a musician, and later, once I have time to integrate your wonderful advice, I give every member of this site all my music for free for as long as I have a career?" Does that ever happen?
Posted:
Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:37 amby Metal D
JustinDTaylor wrote:How about "Can you guys give me your honest opinion of my music and help me to improve as a musician, and later, once I have time to integrate your wonderful advice, I give every member of this site all my music for free for as long as I have a career?" Does that ever happen?
Now...
THIS is some good sh!t...seriously...
Posted:
Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:27 amby KLUGMO
Get a career first. 
Posted:
Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:31 amby Starfish Scott
IF you wanna stay in the fast lane, don't ask for anything at all.
Posted:
Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:49 pmby Shapeshifter
My favorite:
"Could you please critique my music, and then excuse my whiny bitch behavior as I tell you all how bad you suck-just because you didn't tell me I'M AWESOME!".
Posted:
Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:03 pmby Metal D
Does this also follow suit with the kid that kept asking the same questions over and over again in the "tech/gear" section? I mean...how many guitars is the kid going to buy with a fixed bridge and then bitch that it'll cost too much to equip them with a floyd? Two of those models come with floyd's for about $50 more for crap's sake.
Then after all of that sank in finally...he started on a pickup frenzy of the same questions over and over again. Good advice was given right off the bat, but it never got through. It was comical at first, but quickly got irritating...
Posted:
Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:56 pmby Prevost82
Am I a PRO?????
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Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:47 pmby Starfish Scott
Metal D wrote:Does this also follow suit with the kid that kept asking the same questions over and over again in the "tech/gear" section? I mean...how many guitars is the kid going to buy with a fixed bridge and then bitch that it'll cost too much to equip them with a floyd? Two of those models come with floyd's for about $50 more for crap's sake.
Then after all of that sank in finally...he started on a pickup frenzy of the same questions over and over again. Good advice was given right off the bat, but it never got through. It was comical at first, but quickly got irritating...
BWHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA ooooh thank you for that one.. +1 (just didn't want to dredge that up, personally)
