General Music Chat

Could you please : contact someone for me.
Could you please : buy my music.
Could you please : pay my $10 for me.
Could you please : be nice to me.
Could you please : agree with everything I say.
Could you please : tell me how to make music.
Could you please : put me in your band.
Could you please : tell me my music is wonderful.
Could you please : play music for free.


This place is turning into Kinder Kare.

Sounds BM related.

You forgot

"Vote for me in this contest.

"Gimme extra hits on my Myspace page so I look good.

"Click on my video on Youtube so I'm the next biggest thing."

Oh but my absolute favorite is:

"you people are mean, I was just here thanking you and showing my appreciation by giving you the opportunity to buy my tunes and how dare you tell me what an asshole I am. I'm going away, I don't wanna play anymore, (whine) (whine) (sniffle) (sniffle)"

Chaeya

How about "Can you guys give me your honest opinion of my music and help me to improve as a musician, and later, once I have time to integrate your wonderful advice, I give every member of this site all my music for free for as long as I have a career?" Does that ever happen?

How about "Can you guys give me your honest opinion of my music and help me to improve as a musician, and later, once I have time to integrate your wonderful advice, I give every member of this site all my music for free for as long as I have a career?" Does that ever happen?

Now...THIS is some good sh!t...seriously...

Get a career first.

IF you wanna stay in the fast lane, don't ask for anything at all.

My favorite:

"Could you please critique my music, and then excuse my whiny bitch behavior as I tell you all how bad you suck-just because you didn't tell me I'M AWESOME!".

Does this also follow suit with the kid that kept asking the same questions over and over again in the "tech/gear" section? I mean...how many guitars is the kid going to buy with a fixed bridge and then bitch that it'll cost too much to equip them with a floyd? Two of those models come with floyd's for about $50 more for crap's sake.


Then after all of that sank in finally...he started on a pickup frenzy of the same questions over and over again. Good advice was given right off the bat, but it never got through. It was comical at first, but quickly got irritating...

Am I a PRO?????

Does this also follow suit with the kid that kept asking the same questions over and over again in the "tech/gear" section? I mean...how many guitars is the kid going to buy with a fixed bridge and then bitch that it'll cost too much to equip them with a floyd? Two of those models come with floyd's for about $50 more for crap's sake.


Then after all of that sank in finally...he started on a pickup frenzy of the same questions over and over again. Good advice was given right off the bat, but it never got through. It was comical at first, but quickly got irritating...

BWHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA ooooh thank you for that one.. +1 (just didn't want to dredge that up, personally)