How the Religions of the World deal with... Sh*t
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:56 am
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How the Religions of the World deal with... Sh*t
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:56 amPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:58 amThey forgot Baptists...cannot believe sh*t could have happened, because the Bible doesn't specifically say sh*t happened. 
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:27 amTronix wrote:They forgot Baptists...cannot believe sh*t could have happened, because the Bible doesn't specifically say sh*t happened.
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:53 amThe ever-optimistic buddhist actually says:
"That is not sh*t, grasshopper. It is fertilizer! Now go & put it on the carrots in the garden. Then carry the water. Then count the stones. Then practice, practice, practice....Then eat this grain of rice, & begin again."
"That is not sh*t, grasshopper. It is fertilizer! Now go & put it on the carrots in the garden. Then carry the water. Then count the stones. Then practice, practice, practice....Then eat this grain of rice, & begin again."
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:02 pmBeen racking my brain trying to come up with something about Mormons. Does anyone here think they can come up with a phrase for those guys?
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:06 pmKruliosis wrote:
Been racking my brain trying to come up with something about Mormons. Does anyone here think they can come up with a phrase for those guys?
How about...
"Sh*t happens, so our full length underwear has more than just a spiritual purpose!"
Craig Maxim wrote:
How about...
"Sh*t happens, so our full length underwear has more than just a spiritual purpose!"
On second thought... they have to wear that same pair of underwear for LIFE, so that would just be nasty!
Any other suggestions?
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:11 pmOr maybe: Sh*t happens, especially when you have four wives.
For agnostics: It's possible sh*t happens, but we don't have enough information to make a definitive call and probably never will. Anyone who says they know for sure that sh*t happens is just full of sh*t.
For agnostics: It's possible sh*t happens, but we don't have enough information to make a definitive call and probably never will. Anyone who says they know for sure that sh*t happens is just full of sh*t.
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:13 pmLOL @ Jimmy!
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:18 pmThought you might like that Craig.
We Agnostics have fence sitting down to a science.
We Agnostics have fence sitting down to a science.
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:47 pmLMAO
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:32 pmoh hell I hafta steal this one!
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:17 pmMormons - sh*t doesn't happen in Utah because we own everything there anyway, and when it does, we have enough wives to handle it.
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:43 pmIf sh*t happens we'll just hire somebody to kill it. ( historical perspective )
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:18 pmsanshouheil wrote:If sh*t happens we'll just hire somebody to kill it. ( historical perspective )
Yeah despite the US's way: If sh*t happens we'll just find someone to blame it on and then keep talking about it until some better sh*t happens.
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:57 pmTrue. We love our distractions.
They could have nuked New York when Michael Jackson died.
And we would have never heard about ... the bomb.
They could have nuked New York when Michael Jackson died.
And we would have never heard about ... the bomb.