I could be the richest man on Earth IF...
I ever claim my money from the United Nations Compensation Fund
I ever cashed in my English Lottery Ticket
I ever let my Nigerian friends transfer $1.2 million US dollars into my bank account
I put in for my oil spill relief claim
I approve the delivery of the FedEx package containing my inheritance check
I patent my many inventions with the proper company
Etc.
Etc.
Etc.
I ever cashed in my English Lottery Ticket
I ever let my Nigerian friends transfer $1.2 million US dollars into my bank account
I put in for my oil spill relief claim
I approve the delivery of the FedEx package containing my inheritance check
I patent my many inventions with the proper company
Etc.
Etc.
Etc.