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I was watching "TALES FROM THE DARK SIDE" when this commercial for the "EGG CRACKER " came on.
I brought this up because I thought it was just too funny. This amazing device was thought up and marketed and money was spent for development ,to save us all from EGG SHELLS.
Oh No,,, Crunchy muffins from a errant piece of egg shell. Stop spending hours peeling one hard boiled egg. Never,again, have to pick out egg shells when you fry or scramble eggs.
God I have to get me one. I'm not sure how any of us ever survived being so stupid about the proper way to crack an egg. Only in America.

Any body else have any funny observations.

Yeah. And they always have some piece of cheap plastic do dad to go along with it that makes it a $200.00 value for only $9.95.

But wait, for a limited time you will now get two for the price of one! Just pay an exorbitant shipping and handling fee and you get the incredible value of two plastic paper clips instead of one! Quantities are limited, so be sure to order now!!! !!! !!!

All sales are final, prices subject to change on a whim. Image of product advertised may vary from the actual product. Not responsible for wrong item contents due to foreign speaking processors. Allow four to twelve months for delivery. Not available in to Canadian residents, yeah ok Alaska we might think about it, Newfoundland forget it you’re more North than Canada, Greenland we would need a boat to ship it although that works out ok for Hawaii since it’s warm there. Any European residents don’t worry China will be delivering it upon you any day now, UK residents allow a couple of days extra to account for the English Channel. CA and NJ residents must pay sales tax just in case they need too. Gidgetmaco is a registered trade mark of an over seas patent stealing entity that has reserved patent rights on those particular patents stolen. Good wholesome American quality assembled in China who we are deep in debt too, so don’t piss them off. Now with 50% less lead than before! By agreeing to this offer you accept that we will spam your mailbox with a phone book of junk mail on a daily basis and any other company we sell the contact information to. I miss Billy Maze, honestly the only thing short of an earthquake that could wake me up at three in the morning when I left the TV on. The new English chap isn’t loud enough although Vince from Shamwow is a weird sort of guy.

Cool, you're finding out why I don't watch television. It's an insult to your intelligence, the programming is absolutely moronic, the commercials are completely stupid...

I strongly believe television is the worst thing to happen to society since Napoleon. It may even be worse than Adolf Hitler, nuclear warfare and pharmaceutical corporations combined...