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Didn't women always complain about the size of their butts? You know..... "Honey, Does this dress make my butt look big?" So now their advertising a product non stop day and friggin night to make their butts look bigger.

The older I get the less I understand women.



Oh "Yeah Honey... That bigger ass really looks fine..... and it's still smaller than that RV parked across the street."

The one that gets me is that Brooke Shields commercial for the product designed to make you grow thicker eyelashes? I cracked up every time I saw it, esp when they go into all the potential side effects.

How's about that weird Enzyte commercial that 'guarantees' the removal of belly fat? Look it up - it's just a fiber pill. (I think it's Enzyte, anyway - the one with the woman who has that very strange hair-do). It costs $30 or so.

Just goes to show ya - ppl will buy anything!

There's some lotion out right now that costs $150 for a very small bottle. Supposedly, it stops the wrinkles...until you stop using it that is. J-LO bathes in it, so women are maxing out their credit for it. I forgot what this stuff was called.

Edit: Slacker, are you talking about that booty pop thing-a-ma-bob?

"Slacker, are you talking about that booty pop thing-a-ma-bob?"

Yes. That's the one.

I never liked a woman with a scrawney Bottom! I like the ba donky donk! when they walk. Just a little unsolicited advise, guy's when they ask does this dress make my butt look big NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER answer that question honestly!

Yeah baby it does.

Can I spank it ??

With your outloud voice, "No".
With your inside voice, "it doesn't 'make' it look big, it 'is' big".

No lie spoken. You just finished the sentence in your head.

Fat bottom girls make the rockin world go round.

Fat butts get my vote too...but Booty Pop is the equivelent of a hair piece...not real...and detectable.

The older I get the less I understand women.

I concur with that wisdom. I am 69. I have two daughters >35 and had 2 sisters .. 2 grandmas, my mom, an ex, 2 S.O.s, a grand daughter and from time to time a woman comes over and tidy's up my digs.

I can honestly say I do not understand ANY of them. Love them; but I do not understand them .

Now the good thing is I no longer try to understand them and no longer care if that is a problem for them. I am a form of hominid so they can make the effort to assure that I got their communication right (clarity)

Consider this ... and Irishman was driving down the road and a cop stopped him. The cop said "you must be drunk; your wife fell out of the car a mile back!" The Irishman said "Oh thank God ... I thought I was going deaf.."

OOPS I forgot were not supposed to tolerate racism.
Or profiling.
Or sexism.

Damn there go all the good jokes.

when they ask if that dress makes their ass look fat, never and I mean never say "No its your fat ass, that makes your ass look fat."