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Tito wins match in 1st round!!!!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:11 am
by Starfish Scott
Tito Ortiz evidently had enough and beat up Jenna Jameson.

Was it a knock out?

How many rounds did it go?

Did he get fight of the night?

Did he submit her with a "REAR NAKED CHOKE"?

http://www.tmz.com/2010/04/26/tito-orti ... a-jameson/

WHO CARES>it's funny as hell...except they have kids..

I kind of thought he might be "Chief Slap-A-Hoe" in disguise. lol

PS: Do not get in their hot tub, waaay too much DNA floating in there.

Just kidding, TITO!! lol

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:01 am
by Shredd6
Not really a big surprise to me.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:14 am
by Starfish Scott
I just feel for TITO.

You know stuff has been tough for him.

And involved with her? You know the mental pressure must be unreal.

Even if she is a queen among women, that sheet would rattttttle me to no end.

(and kids? oh man, gulp that baby batter, do not let it hit the bulls-eye or you are going to pay big time) lol

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:26 am
by CraigMaxim
Capt. Scott wrote:
I just feel for TITO.




Why am I not surprised?



Turd or Italian wedding soup?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:01 am
by Starfish Scott
Craig, just get down off your high horse for 1 second.

Now ask yourself, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S LIKE TO BE ATTACHED TO A PORN QUEEN?

Do you think it's easy?

I wouldn't touch that with a 40' pole and a vacc suit.

That's not too far from marrying a prostitute.

(You'd have to love her, else you'd wanna kill her.)

I feel for Tito as he's dumb enough to slug her when a divorce or change of scenery would have done the trick nicely.

AND the poor slob has 2 kids by her.

If she has the dumbest attorney in the world, she'll still get everything once the spousal abuse hits daylight in court.

Hitting women is very low but he's just "pooped in the soup bowl". lol

At least he can now fight all he wants in JAIL.

She'll just get up tomorrow, go to work, slurp a few dicks and collect the ching. All in a day's work!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:57 am
by philbymon
I never liked that man, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

I knew he was a twit long before he called out Dana White & then failed to show at the fight. (Not that I think White's any better, btw!)

PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:03 pm
by gbheil
I think it's funny as hell.
Freakin idiots deserve each other.

PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 2:46 am
by Bucfan J
Jenna owns a porn studio and has not acted (screwed on screen) sinced her involvemen t with tito from what I understand to be the case.

As for Tito.

He knew exactly what he was getting into when he got into it. It helped his career and now she has more than half the money and still has all the you know what.

Tito's punishment for getting involoved with her has just begun and he will continue to be punished for the next 16 or so years.

And in 16 years, Tito probably won't be able to walk or talk, and damn sure will not be fighting, and Jenna will still be selling porn and making $$$.

With that said, yes, I feel sorry for Tito.

All in all.........Really!!! Who cares?

PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:09 pm
by Slacker G
Love is what it is. It always defeats common sense or sound reasoning. The heart wants what it wants and tries to justify its choices to the mind. And the mind gives in to the pecker most of the time. Stupid is as stupid does. We all think someone will change for us so we ignore the things we don't like. Eventually, they take their toll.

All women possess the ability to break hearts. Be it a saint or a two bit ho.

PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:11 pm
by Robin1
Slacker G wrote:Love is what it is. It always defeats common sense or sound reasoning. The heart wants what it wants and tries to justify its choices to the mind. And the mind gives in to the pecker most of the time. Stupid is as stupid does. We all think someone will change for us so we ignore the things we don't like. Eventually, they take their toll.

All women possess the ability to break hearts. Be it a saint or a two bit ho.


Everybody has the ability to break hearts. It is not gender specific.

PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:42 pm
by Slacker G
Robin,

I wasn't suggesting it was. But since the topic was about Tito for the most part, I stayed with it.

I am well aware that it works both ways. :D I have been on both sides of the issue more than once. To quote a really fine song I heard on Sound Click once. "I've been knocked down but I'm still crawling." The whole song was a killer, but I will always remember that line.

PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:20 pm
by Robin1
:)

PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 11:56 pm
by Slacker G
I got home from a cruise on the scoot and turned on the TV. There was Jenna being interviewed on ET. She sobbed uncontrollably through the interview. If her acting is that bad in porno ............ :?

PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 5:42 pm
by Starfish Scott
She looks oddly good personally thus = bad actress except on her back.

PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:36 pm
by gbheil
LOL ... that don't take much acting.
Just a saxophone and some poor sound effects. LOL