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This explains it all.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:50 am
by ratsass
Philby, this one's for you.
I just hope it don't make your head explode. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDgQg6bq7o

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:51 am
by philbymon
It's an interesting idea, ratsass, but this guy's a complete idiot. He's forgotten the standard accepted principle of enforced deflection within the field-generated housing of the disk projectibles, in that when one is synchronizing a standard group of cardinal grammeters, there is bound to be a reciprocal urchin-dance of demanufacturization within the molecular carbuncles inherent in prefabulated Amulite. I've used this stuff before, & I don't recommend it. It has warfish reactions to such outside forces as wind influction & often forms slits in the flange spanners. I would suggest the use of the bastardized waif-proof & recyclable new products, such as the prototypical Massive Congenificators, or perhaps even that old standby, rubberdized spelunkables. I'll admit that the rubberdized spelunkables won't last as long as, say, a Rechargeable Gattling Suppressor, but the overall effect will be more pleasing after a single month's use, & the residual vitaminic receptors would certainly have a less acidic flavor.

In my opinion, a mere two spurving bearings is not nearly enough, either, but that's a subject for another time, as my protienial supplemation is about to commence...

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:46 pm
by ratsass
I KNEW your head would explode!! :)

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:50 pm
by philbymon
:lol:

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:34 pm
by J-HALEY
Why did ya'll post a link to a video in French? Ya'll should know we don't speak French down here in Texas. :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:02 pm
by philbymon
Yeah, you'd prolly say that when your carbon-plated fringe spinner went on the fritz, too, wouldn't ya?

Just remember that some of us know what we're talkin' about when it comes to higher myth, & it's a very good thing, too. Who do you think holds your spectrogramatic swizzlers together when the planets' alignment forms a pentagrammical configuration? Grammer? ENGLISH?

HAH!

It ain't yer Ron Paul's or them damned pita-eaten girly men with PETA! I'll tell you that for free! It ain't yer Obama's or your Osama's neither!

You'd all go floating off into the schizosphere if it weren't for those few of us holding down the forte'!

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:35 pm
by Chippy
I'd defo go with the capacitor directives.

Soyness oil would be a real factor for me.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:49 pm
by ratsass
Yeah, but when the froom inhibitors max out and only hit on 1 - 4 - and 7 every 6.23 parasecs, you'll have to bleed off the excess soy oil before (not after) it mixes with the slapulatory solvent in order to preserve the increasing hexture modes and that way, you'll be in a much better situation to rotorize the plancule farbisuator. This betters your chances of a smooth glide from pre-hamituration to post hamituration.
It ain't rocket science, ya know?

PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:51 pm
by philbymon
I was gonna say that, but you beat me to it, rat.

HAHA! You mispelled "farbisuator," ya dumbass! It's "farbisuLator!"








Hey, thanks, rat! I really needed something like this today! It feeds my silly!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:13 am
by gbheil
I don't want nothing to do with anything that prevents side fumbling. :twisted:
Freakin dirt bags just cant leave a flogginspanner alone now can they.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:45 am
by philbymon
Well, personally, I'd say he oughtta deep 6 the whole project, & switch over to the newer, eco-friendlier tesseractical technology, which allows for consistently wavering fluxuations throughout the continuity factors. For example, you're worried about neutrenic traffic in the skeloidal sector? Well, a simple zyther-pointed yumbix with a heavy wax coating will immeasurably decrease your window of temporal inconsistencies, & assure that you get the axis of penetration through the camboidal confluent, thus completely dissolving any winch-heiser woof that you might otherwise encounter. Is your gear-to-ovoid ratio a little off? The tractor-bias stream rotator can certainly address any areas of concern in the lymbic cortex of just about any cyclomatrix purifier, and offset the wimble factor as well. And when your transmission is affecting the heat index of your icicle-promoters, your synthus optimizer can surely control the span of the worm drive. The only problem I can see with the tesseract is the occasional meet-yourself-in-the past event, which won't be a problem at all, if you take precautions and wear the false beard.

Admittedly, the nickle-plated cobalt/aluminum/bronze/uranium/silver alloys are rather rare & expensive, but let's face it - this isn't for just ANYone! It's for the GOVERNMENT!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:54 am
by fisherman bob
The flayrods apparently have gone askew on the treddle...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:07 pm
by Paleopete
Hey if you want I may have a few discombobulated dingle arms lying around, and if worse comes to worse, I work in a machine shop where we might be able to make some fervisherated crynculators too. Those help cut the dynamic fibullating down ya know...

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:10 pm
by philbymon
DO try to keep up, Billy! Dingle arms are so 2002!

I like the fervisherated crynculator idea, though! Way to think outside the cubic receptacle!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:01 pm
by Chippy
Will it survive CocaCola?