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Another funny headline
Posted:
Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:07 pmby philbymon
"Dick arrested on sex charges"
I'm sorry, but I feel like a 14 yr old kid snickering at this stuff. Can't help it, though. It cracks me up.
The article is here -
http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/dick-a ... 4913.story
- & I suppose the reality isn't funny at all, especially to Mr. Dick (OMG!
snicker snicker chuckle giggle!)
I have GOT to grow up one of these days!
Disclaimer - I usually really hate the low-brow humor, but unfortunately-worded headlines never fail to do it for me. I am SO immature!
Posted:
Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:31 pmby gbheil
I certainly hope all that extra attention does not go to Mr Dick's head.
Snicker snicker snicker
Posted:
Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:11 pmby fisherman bob
sanshouheil wrote:I certainly hope all that extra attention does not go to Mr Dick's head.
Snicker snicker snicker
I hope all that attention doesn't swell Mr. Dick's head...
Posted:
Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:11 pmby fisherman bob
fisherman bob wrote:sanshouheil wrote:I certainly hope all that extra attention does not go to Mr Dick's head.
Snicker snicker snicker
I hope all that attention doesn't swell Mr. Dick's head...
I hope all that attention doesn't make Mr. Dick's head swell...
Posted:
Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:14 pmby fisherman bob
fisherman bob wrote:fisherman bob wrote:sanshouheil wrote:I certainly hope all that extra attention does not go to Mr Dick's head.
Snicker snicker snicker
I hope all that attention doesn't swell Mr. Dick's head...
I hope all that attention doesn't make Mr. Dick's head swell...
Now it wouldn't be good for Mr. Dick if he landed in prison and some of his cell-mates have their head's swell...
Posted:
Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:15 pmby fisherman bob
I hope for his sake Mr. Dick doesn't need Vaseline while in prison...
Posted:
Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:59 amby KLUGMO
Dick has a job to do and he needs all the hands he can get. None of this back and forth business. He needs to focus on the whole idea and thrust forward to the best of his ability.
Posted:
Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:57 amby fisherman bob
Maybe Andy Dick needs a new profession, perhaps he can become a detective, Dick Dick....
Posted:
Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:45 pmby philbymon
fisherman bob wrote:I hope for his sake Mr. Dick doesn't need Vaseline while in prison...
I just gotta share this.
There was a very naive born-again Dr in the area, who did some volunteer work at the Eastern Regional Jail. I know some ppl who work there, & they told me that he was very surprized at the "epidemic" of chapped lips, cuz the inmates kept asking him for Vaseline.
I just thought that was kinda funny...esp when they told me how horrified he was when they explained things to him!
Posted:
Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:20 pmby gbheil
Damn.
That's disgusting.
Posted:
Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:03 amby philbymon
Yeah, but it was sure an eye-opener for the young Dr Kennedy, I'm sure!
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Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:04 amby fisherman bob
philbymon wrote:Yeah, but it was sure an eye-opener for the young Dr Kennedy, I'm sure!
I believe vaseline will help soothe a butthole callous...Hey that's a good name for a band...Butthole Callous. Whatever happened to the band Butthole Surfers? Maybe it's time they change their name to Butthole Callous...
Posted:
Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:13 pmby philbymon
I can't believe that I even heard thier name on the radio, bob!
A sad commentary of our times, right there.
Wasn't that in the book of Revelations somewhere, like, maybe the 2nd seal, or a plague or something?