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Dogs

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:05 pm
by philbymon
Okay...I hesistate to mention this, cuz it's very strange & very embarassing, but I wanna know if anyone else has ever experienced this...

Over the last cpl weeks...every time I get around a male dog...er...um...his lil lipstick pops out. Is it my shampoo? I try to be friendly with dogs, but not THAT friendly! It doesn't even matter if the dog has been neutered.

Today, at the customer's house, I scratched her lil pugapoo on his head. Next thing I know, he's looking at me with longing in his eyes, & yep, there it was. I pretended not to notice it.

Then I came home & my own dog, Percy, who has been neutered, did the same damned thing. Wtf is going on? Spring fever?

The first time I saw it, of course, it had to happen at this guy's house with his yellow lab, & he laughed his butt off & said something about me & the dog getting a room. It's occured no less than 6 times in two weeks, & I'm starting to wonder why. Am I giving off a vibe? How do I make it stop?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:15 pm
by KLUGMO
It may be a hormone deficientcy. :P

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:22 am
by gbheil
When you swing by my place for that cold beer, remember I have four dogs.
The smallest male goes about 75 pounds. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:27 am
by KLUGMO
WRAP THAT RASCAL :D

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:26 am
by CraigMaxim


When dogs get excited, they don't always differentiate which kind of excitement it is. It gets the blood going, the heart rate up.... to them... it's party time!

LOL :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:26 am
by J-HALEY
Try not to be such a bitch philby. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:28 am
by J-HALEY
Sorry I just couldn't resist posting that last comment Philby :wink:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:31 am
by gtZip
Shave?
Stop rolling around on peoples lawns?

Maybe you were bit by a female werewolf and you have weird internal chemistry going on, but just havent reached the point of making your change yet.

'I bit me a vampire one time. Them fellars taste like corn.'


p.s.
No, I have never experienced that

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:33 am
by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Cant make this stuff up :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:35 am
by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Thank goodness I got my dog house in front of me. :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:04 am
by Chippy
Dogs do that to me too sometimes.
I've no idea why? One of my Cats also behaves oddly sometimes too. When you have a pet they automatically think you are one of them so I think its pretty common and quite normal for them, not so for the paranoid though :D

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:18 pm
by jimmydanger
Is the dog's name Tiger Woods?

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:31 pm
by philbymon
J-HALEY wrote:Try not to be such a bitch philby. :lol:


Good one, JH! SOMEone had to say it! I'm glad it was you...

:lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:32 pm
by philbymon
GLENJ wrote:Thank goodness I got my dog house in front of me. :lol: :lol: :lol:


LMAO! Good one, as well, Glen!

:lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:41 pm
by Slacker G
I about died laughing when I saw an add for The Office.

The guy with the glasses was talking about were (SP) wolves. He said: "I shot a were wolf once. While it was dying it morphed into my neighbors dog." :roll: