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Humor

PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:14 pm
by Paleopete
Email...don'tcha just love it? somebody just sent me a couple that are actually pretty humorous, thought I'd share.

How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages - the last
15 are precious!!

1. English - I Love You
2. Spanish - Te Amo
3. French - Je T'aime
4.. German - lch Liebe Dich
5. Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu
6. Thai - Ph om rak khun
7. Italian - It amo
8. Chinese - Wo Ai In
9. Swedish - Jag Alskar
10. - 25. Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Missouri, Mississippi, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, and parts of Florida----

Nice Ass, Get in the truck.

And...

Did you know?

· That the words race car spelled backward says race car.

· That eat is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells it's past tense ate.

· And Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants, "and add just a few more letters, it spells out: "Go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking ass holes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat loving, raggedy ass bastards with you."

How weird is that?

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:40 am
by gbheil
Can I get that last one as a bumper sticker for my truck? :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:14 am
by Paleopete
Be kinda hard to fit that on a bumper sticker...but it would be good...