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Do you remember when the Seinfeld show did a show about nothing? Well, I'm sitting at my computer here and I can't think of a single thing interesting to say. So this is a post about nothing. At this time I haven't got a single thought in my head. A total blank. Has anybody got something they could add to nothing?

It's like I'm paralyzed from the neck up...

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

RGMixProject wrote:THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

I don't drink. Sometimes there just isn't anything to talk about...

Yea, sometimes nothing is better !


And its another day in Paradise !!!!!

#1collaborator wrote:Yea, sometimes nothing is better !


And its another day in Paradise !!!!!

Are you one of those people who craves solitude until they get it.

Not really . I like being out front and as loud as I can get . But their is a part of me that wont let me get out. Thats why I enjoy playing music so much . Most other times nothing can be better.


And its another daiy in Paradise !!!

I think if I could go to Haiti today, I would.

Best quote of the day. With so many leaving who can and all that.

gtZip wrote:I think if I could go to Haiti today, I would.

Well I don't know?
How about you tell us?

KLUGMO wrote:Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produc es clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
sh*t?