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OFF TOPIC E-Harmony central thread

PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:47 pm
by Chippy
Do you think if we all joined Eharmony we might find that we share common ground and end up liking at least 50% of other folks in here?

I can just imagine some upcoming gigs with heavies who pile in wanting a piece of the action based upon who said the harshest thing, had the last wurd, drove in the heaviest font nail.

In fact if we were to take this unmoderated Petri dish called BandMix and used it as a role model, allowed the ingredients to fuse and grow more Kulcher we might even develop a whole new Musical bacteria to which a new vaccine would suddenly be sought, even WHO gets involved at this point. HOLY MOLY! :shock:

Yes Sir indeedy Sir. Gigs, upcoming gigs could be very interesting. :shock:

PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:55 pm
by philbymon
If I had a nickel for every time someone said that, I'd have a nickel, but I still wouldn't know what it meant!

I thought harmony central was a dating site, for some reason... :oops:

But in the aftermath, I find no math at all...I guess it's been given up for the finer pleasures in life, like surfing porn sites, or dating services...my problem with dating services is that I want someone a bit too specific, & when I spell it out for them, they act all offended & stuff. But then again, I AM married...perhaps that has something to do with it...

Why is it that every time I post something, I feel like I'm giving too much of myself away?

Chippy, I'm gonna start posting more like you, so that I can't understand it. Maybe that's the ticket to ride on the highway to hell or sumpin. I hear that train a-comin'. It's rollin' 'round the bend. I hope it's bringin' some women cuz I'm tired of plookin' men!

I guess it's like this - if ya hafta ask, it's cuz you just don't know...

PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:56 pm
by Chippy
I just woke the animals because I burst out laughing at this Philby :D

philbymon wrote:Chippy, I'm gonna start posting more like you, so that I can't understand it. Maybe that's the ticket to ride on the highway to hell or sumpin. I hear that train a-comin'. It's rollin' 'round the bend. I hope it's bringin' some women cuz I'm tired of plookin' men!

I guess it's like this - if ya hafta ask, it's cuz you just don't know...

PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:58 pm
by Ryan_Strain
As the clouds fly by, the tires screech, and goats cry as the strings around their toes become feathers. The life you once knew is turned to marshmallows and phones ring in pattern, but not in sync. The compass always points south, and ice burns the man with a balloon for a head.

Don't you think?

PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:28 pm
by fisherman bob
If i signed up for e-harmony I'd want my date to look like Julie Strain. Better yet, if she was a hot lead blues guitarist. Even better yet if she showed up for weekly rehearsals and arrived at gigs in plenty of time to help me set up the equipment and do a proper sound check. Even better yet if she could sing and wrote some excellent originals. Of course my wife might get pissed off if that were to happen. So I'll just have to settle for an excellent lead guitarist who showed up for weekly rehearsals and the gigs on time...

PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:30 pm
by Ryan_Strain
fisherman bob wrote:If i signed up for e-harmony I'd want my date to look like Julie Strain


Julie Strain? Any relation to me? :roll:

PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:37 pm
by Chippy
Hmmmm
I actually like that Ryan. :D

Ryan_Strain wrote:As the clouds fly by, the tires screech, and goats cry as the strings around their toes become feathers. The life you once knew is turned to marshmallows and phones ring in pattern, but not in sync. The compass always points south, and ice burns the man with a balloon for a head.

Don't you think?