Halloween Happenings - Share something...

Share something interesting that happened this Halloween!
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For me, it started off as a nightmare. LOL
I thought my step-daughter wasn't going to get a Halloween this year. My wife was working, so I had my mom drive us around. We had decided to take her to a Trunk or Treat (Church Fall Festival type event) with games, events, candy, etc...
Problem was, we didn;t realize the FLORIDA/GEORGIA game was letting out AT THAT EXACT TIME WE WERE PASSING IT!!!! Gridlock is not even sufficient a word. 10 minutes, 20 minutes, 30 minutes, going almost nowhere. We knew it was going to be too late to get to the festival with things like that. We finally got out on some side streets, which Georgia tourists don't know about, so that helped finally.
We rushed out toward some rich neighborhoods I knew of, from when I lived here before. But we passed some other church's fall festival. So we stopped there, but they only had events and NO CANDY! 3 minutes there, and we quickly left!
We jumped back in the car, and I joked to my step daughter... "Well honey, it's been a busy Halloween so far! In just the last hour, you participated in the Florida/Georgia game and went to a Fall Festival already!"
Poor thing did not even partially crack a smile. Nothing but a sullen look on her face.
I felt so bad.
I told her "Baby, we're gonna find some houses soon, don't worry!"
Finally we arrived at the rich subdivisions I had remembered from several years back.
CRAP!!!!
They were now GATED!!!
THOSE RICH ASSHOLES!!! LOL
Big ass gate in between us and QUALITY CANDY!!!!!
To hell with that!
I told my saintly mother... "Someone's coming in the gate... FOLLOW THEM!!!"
"I can't do that Craig."
"DO IT!!! DO IT!!! Come on mom, drastic times call for drastic measures! Hug that Mercedes ASS and follow him in... COME ON MEE MAW!!!!"
Luckily she is not too old to buckle to peer pressure!
WOOHOO!!!!
We got in the sacred gated fortress of half-million dollar homes and damn... darkness all over. Yep. Those selfish gated mutherf*ckers!!! 95% of them had their porch lights off! But luckily, the ones who had their lights on, were generoous! Handfulls of candy, not one or two pieces.
I felt like that little girl in Forrest Gump and started yelling to my step daughter... "Run honey, Run!!!!"
You gotta run up to each house, so we can hit more of them before the dreaded 9pm hour comes! Which is the unofficial cut-off of Halloween candy time. Yes you can push this. But somehow 9pm seems like everyone's time to start turning the porch lights off and call it a night!
We hit place after place... "Run, honey, Run!!!!
And by the time we were done, she had a wide-assed tote bag about half full. This was a BIG tote bag!
She made out!
She was happy.
I wasn't going to get reamed by the wifee for blowing her daughter's Halloween, so step-daddy was happy too!!
All in all, it ended well.
And I rewarded myself by hustling some of my step-daughter's candy!
Hey, I only asked for some of the ones she really doesn't like!
Good night. Scary for me, but good!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!
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For me, it started off as a nightmare. LOL
I thought my step-daughter wasn't going to get a Halloween this year. My wife was working, so I had my mom drive us around. We had decided to take her to a Trunk or Treat (Church Fall Festival type event) with games, events, candy, etc...
Problem was, we didn;t realize the FLORIDA/GEORGIA game was letting out AT THAT EXACT TIME WE WERE PASSING IT!!!! Gridlock is not even sufficient a word. 10 minutes, 20 minutes, 30 minutes, going almost nowhere. We knew it was going to be too late to get to the festival with things like that. We finally got out on some side streets, which Georgia tourists don't know about, so that helped finally.
We rushed out toward some rich neighborhoods I knew of, from when I lived here before. But we passed some other church's fall festival. So we stopped there, but they only had events and NO CANDY! 3 minutes there, and we quickly left!
We jumped back in the car, and I joked to my step daughter... "Well honey, it's been a busy Halloween so far! In just the last hour, you participated in the Florida/Georgia game and went to a Fall Festival already!"

Poor thing did not even partially crack a smile. Nothing but a sullen look on her face.
I felt so bad.
I told her "Baby, we're gonna find some houses soon, don't worry!"
Finally we arrived at the rich subdivisions I had remembered from several years back.
CRAP!!!!
They were now GATED!!!
THOSE RICH ASSHOLES!!! LOL
Big ass gate in between us and QUALITY CANDY!!!!!
To hell with that!
I told my saintly mother... "Someone's coming in the gate... FOLLOW THEM!!!"
"I can't do that Craig."
"DO IT!!! DO IT!!! Come on mom, drastic times call for drastic measures! Hug that Mercedes ASS and follow him in... COME ON MEE MAW!!!!"
Luckily she is not too old to buckle to peer pressure!
WOOHOO!!!!
We got in the sacred gated fortress of half-million dollar homes and damn... darkness all over. Yep. Those selfish gated mutherf*ckers!!! 95% of them had their porch lights off! But luckily, the ones who had their lights on, were generoous! Handfulls of candy, not one or two pieces.
I felt like that little girl in Forrest Gump and started yelling to my step daughter... "Run honey, Run!!!!"
You gotta run up to each house, so we can hit more of them before the dreaded 9pm hour comes! Which is the unofficial cut-off of Halloween candy time. Yes you can push this. But somehow 9pm seems like everyone's time to start turning the porch lights off and call it a night!
We hit place after place... "Run, honey, Run!!!!
And by the time we were done, she had a wide-assed tote bag about half full. This was a BIG tote bag!
She made out!
She was happy.
I wasn't going to get reamed by the wifee for blowing her daughter's Halloween, so step-daddy was happy too!!

All in all, it ended well.
And I rewarded myself by hustling some of my step-daughter's candy!

Hey, I only asked for some of the ones she really doesn't like!

Good night. Scary for me, but good!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!
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