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Recently there has been a flood of crimes committed by women that have dominated the news. Here in Detroit:

1) A woman burned down her trailer with her children inside http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/21282575/detail.html
2) A woman drove her 15 year to a rec center so he could shoot someone http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/21295299/detail.html
3) A woman starved her invalid daughter to death and hid her body in a storage unit
4) A drunk woman plowed into a van killing four people inside

Elsewhere:

1) A woman drank a fifth of vodka and drove the wrong way on a NY freeway, killing her child and the people in the other car
2) A woman in California raped and killed her neighbor's little girl
3) Caylee and Haleigh in FL, enough said

There are plenty more. My question is, what is causing women to commit these horrible crimes? Is it the economic downturn or have the women in this country been replaced by evil robots?

They've always been crazy, Jimmy. We just never heard about it all before. Ain't nothing new under the sun, other than the news coverage...

I suppose only bad news is news. But it just seems like women have been getting even crazier than they normally are.

Hell Jimmy your scaring me with all this stuff. Ive learned to try and steer clear of the crazy ones, but they always seem to find me for some reason.

I imagine if you asked these women they would blame it on the terrible men in their lives.

But, thats just a guess. No matter how hard I try I cant figure them out.

I'm of the opinion that they are ALL crazy, it's impossible to avoid them.

A friend of mine made a really funny observation (not having much to do with killings.. but since we're on the subject of women...)-

What is it about a peacefully sleeping man that drives a woman so freekin nuts??

Is it that they just cannot stand to see their man laying there, being un-productive?

Have you ever known a woman to just let you sleep (presumably sleep-in or nap)?? While my friend was going about his shtick.. I thought about it.. nope.. he's 100% right.. they just CAN'T let you sleep.

My wife lets me nap without a word.
She even runs the kids out of the house if they are too noisy.
Then she very quietly lays down beside me.

Ahhhh peace and quiet !!

Lady in Tyler robbed the freakin band.
Still at large.

Damn


Ban...K

dems crazey wimins can be a bit unpredictable at times.
Methinks it has something to do with the moon and feminine internal chemistry.

I still like 'em just the same!

Carefull now, it is ok to bash a man anytime, but if go after women you have to be use extreme judgment. She might be someones mother.

Or even better yet is the promise they will become someones mother.

If its to hot, take your hand off the fire before the kettles cooking, only way to not get burned. Remember Bonnie and Clyde?

Lord help us !!! Nothing worse than a crazy woman .

But then comes Paradise !!!

I think that I make a very good stalker. A very good stalker indeed bwaa ha ha ha ha ha.

That being said, I really like most of your comments here. JD, Have you ever heard the story of Lizzie Borden. Be very afraid.

I had a woman stalk me once. It's much harder getting rid of a woman stalker than it is getting rid of a man stalker. I just can't bring myself to break a woman's jaw...

Q. Why do most women make love with their eyes shut?
A. They can't stand to see their husband having a good time.

RATSASS You funny!

ratsass wrote:Q. Why do most women make love with their eyes shut?
A. They can't stand to see their husband having a good time.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA