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You should call your Doctor if................
Posted:
Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:54 pmby Chippy
I prefer trains, buses and planes.
At least they are going somewhere,
An entourage a mile long later you are told how good the drug is.
The green mile is one we all walk, there is no cure, we all know our destiny.
Chicago didn't get the Olympics? So what many others will not either.
Training? Heck yeah.
Posted:
Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:06 pmby J-HALEY
I feel the same way some conservatives feel about this matter!
Posted:
Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:33 pmby philbymon
Eh...I figgered it's Rio's turn...Chi-town don't need all that mess & cleanup & terrorism worries, anyway, cuz they already got pizza.
Posted:
Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:46 pmby gbheil
What a freiggin waste of tax dollars. OMG !!
Cant you just let the OC decide where to hold the games without blowing 10 mill of other peoples money out your ass?
I think the games should be held in Afganistan.
We could bring them into the present, and introduce some new sports.
Reo would be cool though.
Posted:
Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:14 pmby Starfish Scott
Faq the Olympics!
I need a new event, it's called the "mud slinging throw".
Or we could all go ape and throw dung.
Posted:
Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:24 pmby Wraun
sanshouheil wrote:What a freiggin waste of tax dollars. OMG !!
Cant you just let the OC decide where to hold the games without blowing 10 mill of other peoples money out your ass?
Very good point!
sanshouheil wrote:I think the games should be held in Afganistan.
We could bring them into the present, and introduce some new sports.
hehe, I'll bet they could introduce some new sports to the west too.... hmm, let's see...
Men's Freestyle Evasive Spelunking?
Posted:
Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:25 pmby Starfish Scott
uhhhhhhhhhuuuaaa
In a cave?
GOOD GOD NO..
(semi-claustrophobic here) lol
Posted:
Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:41 pmby philbymon
Grenade-put instead of shot-put?
Synchronized bullet evasion?
Pole-vaulting in the mine fields? Long-jump works well here, too! No need to change the event site!
Relay-race with the grenade instead of the lil baton? (Hold that trigger down or you're OUT!)
Frisbees fulla humus instead of the discus?
Sprinting through the hail of bullets?
Glider-cam toss?
Wow! The possibilities are endless!
Posted:
Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:15 pmby Starfish Scott
glider cam toss. LOL
This event started when our glider pilot over Atlanta was preparing to crash.
Right before he smashed into a building, he tossed his cam and thus the birth of a new event was born..lol
(good footage as well)
Posted:
Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:24 pmby ratsass
Instead of a gold medal, would they get virgins instead?
Posted:
Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:38 pmby Starfish Scott
Oh that was fuct, Rat. lol
No explosives allowed on board.
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Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:25 pmby gbheil
Speed poppy planting would be a favorite with the locals.
As would long distance taliban capping.
The government would take the golden virgin in the Downhill Backslide.
And just think of the endless locations for the beach (sand) vollyball.
You can add the Triple Jump to the mine field events.
FYI: That little thingy that keeps the grenade from blowing your ass off during the relay is called a "spoon".
Posted:
Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:36 pmby philbymon
Thanks, sans. Hope that info sticks. I was gonna call it a "lever."
Posted:
Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:39 pmby gbheil
Hey, we all got be good for something.
