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Smell the Glove...

PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:52 pm
by CraigMaxim
Gotta love it...



Lt. Hookstratten: This is our monthly "At Ease" weekend. It gives us a chance to let our hair down, although I see you've got a head start in that department. I shouldn't talk, though, I'm getting a little shaggy myself. I'd better not stand too close to you, people might think I'm part of the band. I'm joking, of course.

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Marty DiBergi: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name.
David St. Hubbins: It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint.
Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?
David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.
Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of?
David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.

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[last lines]
Nigel Tufnel: [on what he would do if he couldn't be a rock star] Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind, or... or do, uh, freelance, uh, selling of some sort of, uh, product. You know...
Marty DiBergi: A salesman?
Nigel Tufnel: A salesman, like maybe in a, uh, haberdasher, or maybe like a, uh, um... a chapeau shop or something. You know, like, "Would you... what size do you wear, sir?" And then you answer me.
Marty DiBergi: Uh... seven and a quarter.
Nigel Tufnel: "I think we have that." See, something like that I could do.
Marty DiBergi: Yeah... you think you'd be happy doing something like-...
Nigel Tufnel: "No; we're all out. Do you wear black?" See, that sort of thing I think I could probably... muster up.
Marty DiBergi: Do you think you'd be happy doing that?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, I don't know - wh-wh-... what're the hours?

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Ian Faith: Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.

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[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.
Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

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Artie Fufkin: [after nobody turns up, at an album-signing promotion] You know what I want you to do? Will you do something for me?
David St. Hubbins: What?
Artie Fufkin: Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my ass.

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[Nigel, introducing the Stonehenge theme concert]
Nigel Tufnel: In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...

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Lt. Hookstratten: May I start by saying how thrilled we are to have you here. We are such fans of your music and all of your records. I'm not speaking of yours personally, but the whole genre of the rock and roll.

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[Asked by a reporter if this is the end of Spinal Tap]
David St. Hubbins: Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you.

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Derek Smalls: We're lucky.
David St. Hubbins: Yeah.
Derek Smalls: I mean, people should be envying us, you know.
David St. Hubbins: I envy us.
Derek Smalls: Yeah.
David St. Hubbins: I do.
Derek Smalls: Me too.

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[Asked to write his own epitaph]
David St. Hubbins: Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?

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Mick Shrimpton: As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.

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[Reading a review of Spinal Tap's latest album]
Marty DiBergi: "This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'"

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David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
Ian Faith: I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.
Derek Smalls: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.

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David St. Hubbins: We say, "Love your brother." We don't say it really, but...
Nigel Tufnel: We don't literally say it.
David St. Hubbins: No, we don't say it.
Nigel Tufnel: We don't really, literally mean it.
David St. Hubbins: No, we don't believe it either, but...
Nigel Tufnel: But we're not racists.
David St. Hubbins: But that message should be clear, anyway.
Nigel Tufnel: We're anything but racists.

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Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit.

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David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.

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David St. Hubbins: Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

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David St. Hubbins: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

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Marty DiBergi: Now, during the Flower People period, who was your drummer?
David St. Hubbins: Stumpy's replacement, Peter James Bond. He also died in mysterious circumstances. We were playing a, uh...
Nigel Tufnel: ...Festival.
David St. Hubbins: Jazz blues festival. Where was that?
Nigel Tufnel: Blues jazz, really.
Derek Smalls: Blues jazz festival. Misnamed.
Nigel Tufnel: It was in the Isle of, uh...
David St. Hubbins: Isle of Lucy. The Isle of Lucy jazz and blues festival.
Nigel Tufnel: And, uh, it was tragic, really. He exploded on stage.
Derek Smalls: Just like that.
David St. Hubbins: He just went up.
Nigel Tufnel: He just was like a flash of green light... And that was it. Nothing was left.
David St. Hubbins: Look at his face.
Nigel Tufnel: Well, there was...
David St. Hubbins: It's true, this really did happen.
Nigel Tufnel: It's true. There was a little green globule on his drum seat.
David St. Hubbins: Like a stain, really.
Nigel Tufnel: It was more of a stain than a globule, actually.
David St. Hubbins: You know, several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

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Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

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David St. Hubbins: They were still booing him when we came on stage.

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Jeanine Pettibone: You don't do heavy metal in Dubly, you know.

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Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

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[Nigel Tufnel is showing Marty DiBergi one of his favorite guitars]
Nigel Tufnel: The sustain, listen to it.
Marty DiBergi: I don't hear anything.
Nigel Tufnel: Well you would though, if it were playing.

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[Derek Smalls sets off a metal detector at the airport]
Airport Security Officer: Do you have any artificial plates or limbs?
Derek Smalls: Er, not really.

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[Marty compliments Nigel on his tee shirt]
Nigel Tufnel: You like this?
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice. It looks like hollow wood.
Nigel Tufnel: This is my exact inner structure, done in a tee shirt. Exactly medically accurate. See?
Marty DiBergi: So in other words if we were to take all your flesh and blood...
Nigel Tufnel: Take them off. This is what you'd see.
Marty DiBergi: It wouldn't be green though.
[Nigel points at Marty]
Nigel Tufnel: It is green. You see how your blood looks blue.
Marty DiBergi: Yeah, well that's just the vein. That's the color of the vein. The blood is actually red.
Nigel Tufnel: Oh then, maybe it's not green. Anyway this is what I sleep in sometimes.

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[reading a review of the album "Shark Sandwich"]
Marty DiBergi: The review for "Shark Sandwich" was merely a two word review which simply read "sh*t Sandwich".

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Derek Smalls: We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.

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Marty DiBergi: "This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."
Nigel Tufnel: That's just nitpicking, isn't it?

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David St. Hubbins: Can you play a bass line like Nigel used to on "Big Bottom"? Can you double that? You might recall the line's in fifths.
Viv Savage: Oh yeah, I've got two hands here.

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[discussing Nigel's Guitar collection]
Nigel Tufnel: Look... still has the old tag on, never even played it.
Marty DiBergi: [points his finger] You've never played...?
Nigel Tufnel: Don't touch it!
Marty DiBergi: We'll I wasn't going to touch it, I was just pointing at it.
Nigel Tufnel: Well... don't point! It can't be played.
Marty DiBergi: Don't point, okay. Can I look at it?
Nigel Tufnel: No. no. That's it, you've seen enough of that one.

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[When asked what happened to their first drummer]
David St. Hubbins: He died in a bizarre gardening accident...
Nigel Tufnel: Authorities said... best leave it... unsolved.

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Marty DiBergi: Do you feel that playing rock 'n' roll music keeps you a child? That is, keeps you in a state of arrested development?
Derek Smalls: No. No. No. I feel it's like, it's more like going, going to a, a national park or something. And there's, you know, they preserve the moose. And that's, that's my childhood up there on stage. That moose, you know.
Marty DiBergi: So when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose on stage?
Derek Smalls: Yeah.

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Nigel Tufnel: We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.

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[first lines]
Marty DiBergi: Hello; my name is Marty DiBergi. I'm a filmmaker. I make a lot of commercials. That little dog that chases the covered wagon underneath the sink? That was mine. In 1966, I went down to Greenwich Village, New York City to a rock club called Electric Banana. Don't look for it; it's not there anymore. But that night, I heard a band that for me redefined the word "rock and roll". I remember being knocked out by their... their exuberance, their raw power - and their punctuality. That band was Britain's now-legendary Spinal Tap. Seventeen years and fifteen albums later, Spinal Tap is still going strong. And they've earned a distinguished place in rock history as one of England's loudest bands. So in the late fall of 1982, when I heard that Tap was releasing a new album called "Smell the Glove", and was planning their first tour of the United States in almost six years to promote that album, well needless to say I jumped at the chance to make the documentary - the, if you will, "rockumentary" - that you're about to see. I wanted to capture the... the sights, the sounds... the smells of a hard-working rock band, on the road. And I got that; I got more... a lot more. But hey, enough of my yakkin'; whaddaya say? Let's boogie!

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Bobbi Flekman: Money talks, and bullshit walks.

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Ian Faith: Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told.
David St. Hubbins: But you're not as confused as him are you. I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel.

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Ian Faith: The Boston gig has been cancelled...
David St. Hubbins: What?
Ian Faith: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.

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David St. Hubbins: We are Spinal Tap from the UK - you must be the USA!

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David St. Hubbins: [singing] Big bottom, big bottom / Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em!

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[while playing a video game]
Viv Savage: Quite exciting, this computer magic!

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Derek Smalls: Remember at Luton Palace we were talking about writing a rock musical based on the life of Jack the Ripper.
David St. Hubbins: Yeah!
[singing]
David St. Hubbins: You're a naughty one...
Derek Smalls, David St. Hubbins: Saucy Jack...
David St. Hubbins: You're a haughty one, saucy Jack.

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Ian Faith: I've got a small bit of bad news.
Derek Smalls: Makes a change doesn't it.
Ian Faith: We've been cancelled here.
David St. Hubbins: At the hotel?
Ian Faith: No. The gig is cancelled.

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[David raises hand after Ian Faith quits as the band's manager]
Derek Smalls: Can I raise a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do "Stonehenge" tomorrow?
David St. Hubbins: *NO*, we're not gonna f**k do "Stonehenge"!

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Marty DiBergi: You two were at school together?
Nigel Tufnel: We're not university material.
David St. Hubbins: What's that on your finger?
Nigel Tufnel: It's my gum.
David St. Hubbins: What are you doing with it on your finger?
Nigel Tufnel: I might need it later.
David St. Hubbins: Put it on the table, that's terrible.
Nigel Tufnel: No, I might forget it on the table.
David St. Hubbins: [to Marty] f**k awful, you can't take him anywhere.

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Derek Smalls: That's not to say I haven't had my visionary moments. I've taken acid seventy... five, seventy-six times.
Marty DiBergi: 76?
Derek Smalls: Yeah, so I've had my moments in the sky.

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Derek Smalls: [on the phone to his solicitor] Isn't there a law against this sort of thing? Surely you can't just buy a full page ad in the music papers and publish your divorce demands.
[pause]
Derek Smalls: What do you mean 'I paid for it'?
[pause]
Derek Smalls: Joint account! f**k! Can't we just have her killed? You know people.

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David St. Hubbins: [talking about Nigel] I'm tired of sticking up for his intelligence.

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[at the pre-tour party, the waiters are mime artists]
Marty DiBergi: It's such an interesting concept, mixing mime and food.
Morty the Mime: It's a kick isn't it? Well, I used to be an actor but I could never remember my lines, so I thought "just shut up", you know? Don't say nothing. And my father used to say the same thing to me every dinner time, he used to say to me "shut up and eat", so that's what we do and that's the name of the company "shut up and eat".

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[at the pre-tour party one of the waiters is on his way back to the kitchen with an entire tray of food]
Morty the Mime: Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah. How come you got so much here?
Mime Waiter: I don't know, they're not eating it.
Morty the Mime: Did you do the wind?
Mime Waiter: I did the wind, I did the wind.
Morty the Mime: No, you don't push the wind away, the wind comes at you. Ok change those, get the little dwarf canolies. Come on, don't talk back, mime is money, come on, move it.

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Nigel Tufnel: You can't f**k concentrate because your f**k wife! Simple as that, alright? It's your f**k wife!
David St. Hubbins: She's not my wife.
Nigel Tufnel: Well whatever f**k she is, alright? You can't concentrate!

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Ian Faith: They're not gonna release the album... because they have decided that the cover is sexist.
Nigel Tufnel: Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy? I mean there's no...
Ian Faith: Sex-IST!
David St. Hubbins: IST!

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Viv Savage: [when asked by Marty if he has a creed he lives by] Have... a good time... all the time.

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Bobbi Flekman: You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?
Ian Faith: This is *1982*, Bobbi, c'mon!
Bobbi Flekman: That's *right*, it's 1982! Get out of the '60s. We don't have this mentality anymore.
Ian Faith: Well, you should have seen the cover they *wanted* to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me.

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Derek Smalls: [from DVD commentary, about Marty DiBergi] He doesn't look Italian, does he?
Nigel Tufnel: I think his real last name is DiBergarmo.
David St. Hubbins: No!
Derek Smalls: No, his real last name is DiBergowitz.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah! DiBergowitz.
David St. Hubbins: No! He's like one of those...
Derek Smalls: Yeah, he is one of those. Check it out: DiBergowitz!

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Nigel Tufnel: [Showing Marty his Les Paul]
[Imitating Vibrato]
Nigel Tufnel: You can go have a bite and
[vibrato]
Nigel Tufnel: you'd still be hearing that.

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Ian Faith: f**k the napkin!

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David St. Hubbins: I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything.

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Jeanine Pettibone: [following the disastrous Stonehenge performance] If it got solved, that would be alright, but it doesn't get solved. I mean what do you think happened out there? What got solved tonight?
Ian Faith: For one thing that goes wrong... one... one single thing that goes wrong, a hundred things go right. Do you know what I spend my time doing? I sleep two or three hours a night. There's no sex and drugs for Ian, David. Do you know what I do? I find lost luggage. I locate mandolin strings in the middle of Austin!

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Tommy Pischedda: Excuse me... are you reading "Yes I Can"?
Limo Groupie: Yeah, have you read it?
Tommy Pischedda: Yeah, by Sammy Davis, Jr.?
Limo Groupie: Yeah.
Tommy Pischedda: You know what the title of that book should be? "Yes, I Can If Frank Sinatra Says It's OK". 'Cause Frank calls the shots for all of those guys. Did you get to the part yet where uh... Sammy is coming out of the Copa... it's about 3 o'clock in the morning and, uh, he sees Frank? Frank's walking down Broadway by himself...
[Nigel raises the limo partition]
Tommy Pischedda: f**k' limeys.
Marty DiBergi: Well, you know, they're not, uh, used to that world.
Tommy Pischedda: Yeah, yeah.
Marty DiBergi: You know, Frank Sinatra, it's a different world that they're in.
Tommy Pischedda: You know, it's just that people like this... you know... they get all they want so they really don't understand, you know... about a life like Frank's. I mean, when you've loved and lost the way Frank has, then you, uh, you know what life's about.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:59 pm
by philbymon
wtf?

This Spinal Tap stuff is what? 5-10 years old?

They weren't even the 1st "rockumentary" that was based on a fictitious band.

I just don't get it...

PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:00 pm
by Chippy
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:26 pm
by CraigMaxim
Phil,

I'm sure you know, it's 25 years old now.

And it is an iconic and culturally important movie.

The movie is a cult classic, and almost sacred to many musicians,

Three of the actors are credited as writers, because just about the entire movie is all ad-libbed dialogue, with no real script.


INTERESTING INFO FROM WIKIPEDIA:


In 2002, This Is Spinal Tap was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant".

The movie cut a little too close to home for some musicians. Robert Plant, Dee Snider and Ozzy Osbourne all reported that, like Spinal Tap, they had become lost in confusing arena backstage hallways trying to make their way to the stage.[2][3] Singer Tom Waits claimed he cried upon viewing it and Eddie Van Halen has said that when he first saw the film, everyone else in the room with him laughed as he failed to see the humor in the film. "Everything in that movie had happened to me," Van Halen said.[citation needed] When Dokken's George Lynch saw the movie he is said to have exclaimed, "That's us! How'd they make a movie about us?"[4] On Pete Townshend's 1985 album White City: A Novel, the back cover describes Pete Fountain, a "famous guitarist" visiting the title location, as seen by an old childhood friend. When Pete mentions an incident where his drummer complained that "the caviar in their dressing room was the wrong viscosity - for throwing," the friend notes "This is Spinal Tap is obviously a true story."

Lars Ulrich told a press conference crowd that the Metallica/Guns N' Roses 1992 tour seemed "so Spinal Tap". This tour was in support of Metallica's own "black album". Shortly after the tour started, Metallica's James Hetfield suffered third degree burns on his arms after he stood too close to a pyrotechnic device. Earlier in that tour, backstage at the Freddie Mercury Tribute Show, Metallica met with Spinal Tap and discussed how black album was a homage to Spinal Tap's Smell the Glove. This was captured on the Metallica DVD A Year and a Half in the Life of

According to a 1997 interview in Spin magazine with Aerosmith rhythm guitarist Brad Whitford, "The first time Steven [Tyler] saw it he didn't see any humor in it". When the movie was released, Aerosmith's most recent album, Rock in a Hard Place, depicted Stonehenge prominently on the cover.

It became a common insult for a pretentious band to be told they were funnier than Spinal Tap. As George Lynch put it, the more seriously a band took themselves, the more they resembled Spinal Tap.[4] After seeing a 1986 performance by British metal band Venom, singer Henry Rollins compared them to Spinal Tap.[5] In their respective Behind the Music episodes, Quiet Riot's Rudy Sarzo and Ratt's Robbin Crosby compared their own bands to Spinal Tap to some extent. For example, as a parallel to the "sh*t Sandwich" incident, Quiet Riot's fourth album Condition Critical was given the two-word review of "Condition Terminal" in one magazine. In another example, the short-lived band GTR's eponymous debut LP was thus reviewed by Musician magazine: "SHT". R.E.M.'s Mike Mills described early tours as "very Spinal Tap", citing, among other things, the fact that they had indeed played at a United States Air Force base.

The 2009 documentary Anvil! The Story of Anvil has been called the real life version of Spinal Tap.[6][7][8]

PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:04 pm
by Sir Jamsalot
geez. It would take less time for me to watch the movie than read all that

:lol:

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:00 am
by CraigMaxim
Chris,

I didn't expect anyone to read all of it. LOL

I put it up for the ones who have seen the movie. They wouldn't need to read it all. Skimming through they would remember the lines, or catch one of their favorite or memorable ones. Just wanted to give those who have seen it a laugh, and remember not to always take all of this too seriously! ;-)

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:14 am
by fisherman bob
Rock has a history. It's full of real life characters. SPinal Tap is a parody of a rock band, but there's amazing parallels to the real thing. There"s some really great lines in this post. I like "You can't really dust for vomit" and "Dozens of people spontaneously combust every year." This is all good stuff Craig. Wordy and long post, but if you go through it carefully there's some real gems in here...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:20 pm
by CraigMaxim
Thanks Bob.

I thought more of you guys would have seen it!

Read about them HERE:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinal_Tap


Go and rent the video sometime.

This is a faux rock group that is actually a real rock group. They play their own instruments, and they have lasted for almost 30 years now, with THE SAME THREE original members, that started it, back in 1979. These three also were the fake folk group in the folk mockumentary: "A Mighty Wind".

They have played concerts and reunions on TV shows. MANY famous artists have played with them, or done bits with them. They have played Stadiums. They are part of rock culture.

FROM WIKIPEDIA:

Background
Fans of Spinal Tap have assembled details about the band based on fictional film, albums, concerts and related promotional material, including a discography[4] and a list of the band's former members.

Spinal Tap's fictional history includes a succession of drummers, all of whom are said to have died in strange circumstances: one in a "bizarre gardening accident," another "choked on [someone else's] vomit," and two from "spontaneous human combustion" onstage. Additionally, it is claimed that police described one of the deaths as "a mystery better left unsolved".


[edit] Reunited
Spinal Tap "reunited" in 1992 for Break Like the Wind, an album produced in part by T-Bone Burnett, an accomplished musician and record producer. The album was accompanied by a promotional audition for a new drummer attended by Stephen Perkins of Jane's Addiction, Gina Schock of The Go-Go's, and Mick Fleetwood of Fleetwood Mac, who auditioned in a fireproof suit. A promotional concert tour followed, which included an appearance at the Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert, where they performed "The Majesty of Rock", a song they dedicated to Mercury and released as a single. The band also released the single "Bitch School."

On July 1, 1992, Tap crossed 5 time zones for three performances in St. John's, Newfoundland, Barrie, Ontario and Vancouver, British Columbia for Much Music and Molson's Great Canadian Party. For each performance of "Stonehenge", the miniature monument prop was delivered on stage in a courier envelope.

In 2000 the band launched a web site named "Tapster" where their song "Back from the Dead" was made available for download. Tapster was a parody of Napster, a peer-to-peer file sharing network.[5][6]

In 2001, the band "reunited" for the nine-city "Back from the Dead Tour" that began on June 1 at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles, California. The tour included a show at Carnegie Hall in New York City and ended in Montreal in mid-July at the Just for Laughs festival. The opening act for some of these shows were The Folksmen, the folk trio seen in the film A Mighty Wind, and also performed by Guest, McKean and Shearer.

In 2007, Tap reunited again, this time to help combat global warming. "They're not that environmentally conscious, but they've heard of global warming." said Marty DeBergi. "Nigel thought it was just because he was wearing too much clothing – that if he just took his jacket off it would be cooler." This reunion also included the release of a new song called "Warmer Than Hell". The band played on the London leg of the SOS/Live Earth concert series, and Rob Reiner has directed a short film (entitled Spinal Tap) which was released on the Live Earth website on 27 April.[7] The film reveals that Nigel Tufnel is now working as a farm hand looking after miniature horses. He plans to race them. David St Hubbins is currently working as a Hip-Hop producer and Derek Smalls is in rehab for being addicted to the Internet.

A new album, Back from the Dead, was released on June 16, 2009. The album consists mostly of re-recordings of songs from the original film's soundtrack, as they would have sounded had they really existed and been recorded in a studio.[8]

On April 6, 2009 the band announced a one date "world tour" performing at London's Wembley Arena on June 30, 2009.[9][10] Support on this night came from The Folksmen. The band unexpectedly also self confirmed for Glastonbury Festival 2009 during an online interview on 8 May 2009 in the Philadelphia daily news following a "Unwigged and Unplugged" show in the city.[11]

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:31 pm
by jw123
Craig, I pull that movie out from time to time and watch it.

Some fellow musicians and I were talking the other night and one made the comment, "Its funny til you realize that you are turning into SPinal Tap". I said what do you mean, he says John everytime I see you play your chewing gum just like Nigel. Oh oo what does that mean?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:19 pm
by CraigMaxim
LMAO @ John


As I'm getting older, I just try and remind myself, that like Spinal Tap...

My popularity isn't waning, my audience is just becoming more selective.

LOL

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:46 pm
by Paleopete
Funny stuff, I gotta pull that one out and watch it again.

Strangely though, I almost passed on my first opportunity to watch it. Some friends were going to go to the theatre in Texas A&M, they lived about 6 blocks away, and it cost a quarter to get in. I was about to leave and head home, they asked if I wanted to go. I told them no thanks, a movie named "Spinal Tap" sounded more like a horror flick to me. (they just said they were going to see Spinal Tap, not This is Spinal Tap...) so they talked me into it and I went, after I found out it was a humorous movie, not a horror flick. I was glad I did...and the place was packed, we got in early enough to get seats, but a bit later they became scarce.

Not long ago I picked up a copy on VHS and I pull it out now and then and watch it again.

Didn't know some of the history, but I got the soundtrack and Break Like the Wind on CD long ago. From what I understand, they had to get back together and record the album due to public demand after the movie. It originally wasn't supposed to be a real band, just a movie, a spoof of a rock band on tour.

I've always remembered the tiny Stonehenge stage prop, Nigel showing the interviewer the guitar and telling him "Don't touch it!". "Don't look at it." and the Marshall with 11 on all the knobs. Funny.

Well, these go to eleven...

classic...

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:05 pm
by fisherman bob
I'm sure most people remember the Monkees. It was a TV show originally to emulate the Beatles somewhat. There was no such thing as a rock group the Monkees. It was created for television. The cast members had some musical experience. If I'm not mistaken Peter Tork WASN'T a musician and Davey Jones was an actor who could sing a little. Mickey Dolenz and Michael Nesmith had some musical experience. Anyway the television show starts up, they put out some singles and a few albums that zoom to the top of the Billboard charts and then the actors realize that by golly they better become real musicians and a real band. After the television show ended Peter Tork, Davey Jones and Mickey Dolenz ended up having a long career and toured extensively. I saw them on television recently and they are really quite good. I don't know what happened to Michael Nesmith. I think he ended writing tunes for other artists and scored a few big hits. It's so funny how some successful people get their start in the music business. I guess it's too bad that Milli Vanilli didn't become real musicians. Remember them? They were hugely popular a very short time until people found out they couldn't sing a lick and lip-synced everything.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:37 pm
by CraigMaxim
Bob,

I remember the Monkees and used to watch their TV show.

A little side trivia:

Mike Nesmith ended up being pretty wealthy, not least of which, because he inherited his mother's estate and such. She was the inventor of "Liquid Paper" the first liquid correction fluid for typed documents.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:41 pm
by CraigMaxim
Pete,

You had me cracking up, cause all those were classic moments from the movie, and still, I can only think of these lines with those fake British accents!

LMAO!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:13 am
by mistermikev
wow... how you can be a rock musician and not care for spinal tap is beyond me... but then to each his own.

I absolutely love that movie. "love pump"

spinal tap was brilliant musically too (IMO and 'for the time').

but then I liked lavern and shirly so... I may have been predisposed to like things with "lenny" in them!

a mighty wind (sm vein and with michael and 'nigel') has some of the best music I've ever heard... and has become a fav for me.

"hey, wha happa?"

the track 'bobby and june' - I'm not sure if they wrote it for the movie or if it's some old folk song from somewhere but the performance is unbelievable.
Similarly: folks either love or hate the movie.

both movies poke fun at the silliness of how seriously musicians tend to take themselves... and that is comedy gold for me. EDIT: funny I wrote this and then read the wiki notes... (specifically george lynchs comments)

Perhaps you have to have taken yourself soo seriously at one point to relate... but... ultimately you do have to 'listen to what the flower people say'.