General Music Chat

The question is why, Mike? (I know I will regret asking but..)

Well Captain, I thought I might be judging the man and not the music in being overly critical and making fun of your music just because I thought you were a puss. After all, it is about the music so I went back to listen to your stuff with an open mind and concentrating just on the music. No I was right the first time, it sucks! Hey at least you got 2 plays today.

Chumming, chumming, chumming..........fish on!

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.

Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.



Give a man a mic, and he'll sing for a minute.

Give Scott a Mic, and he'll hook up a chorus, flanger, phaser, univibe, delay, and annoy your ass all f***ing day.

Hey I am your father, Craig. That's why you have that dent in your head, due to the fact your mother couldn't wait till you were born to ride the lighting once again.

Lightning? Yeah, well, I heard it lasted about as long as lightning, since you can't keep it up. Apparently the problem is that you would never take your Viagra orally, but instead took it anally as a suppository. Which, FINALLY, explains why you are such a "hard" ass!

Give a man a mic, and he'll sing for a minute.

Give Scott a Mic, and he'll hook up a chorus, flanger, phaser, univibe, delay, and annoy your ass all f***ing day.

LMAO!

It seems that his mom liked to umm... "take a trip without the kids" by mixing LSD with her Birth Control.

One day she forgot the birth control.

Which explains the massive amounts of delay and chorus.

It brings back memories of birth.


Captain at 6 months...

Damn Craig!
That "capt at 6 months" near threw me into a seizure, and I'm not even an eptecleptic! the ol' peepers was still pulsing' from your lil' Nippon Venture groupie.
Hooooooooolin'

LMAO. THAT was funny..