Ten reasons you’re a moron for being a Democrat OR a Republican:
(1) You’re ok with thirty choices of bubble gum, but when it comes to something as important as the leadership of the country, only two choices works best.
(2) It’s much easier to be totally uninformed and ignorant of the issues, as long as my team wins.
(3) All Republicans are ok with giving away guns as prizes in cereal boxes, replace that with a sterilized bent hanger, if you’re a Democrat.
(4) If you’re a Republican global warming is the result of friction from the ocean sliding along the sea floor, if you’re a Democrat, “OMG WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!”
(5) If you’re a Republican; it’s ok to send our young generation to the other side of the earth to kill people for corporate interests. If you’re a Democrat; when you send our young generation to the other side of the globe to kill people, it’s for their own good.
(6) If you’re a Republican; any Mexican who can run, jump, or swim, is already here. If you’re a Democrat; we need disability ramps installed at the border.
(7) If you’re a Republican; God hates liberals (It’s what Jesus would do). If you’re a Democrat, “Who is this God person of interests? Send out the drones!”
(8 ) Only Democrats could value the livelihood of spotted owls, over that of people. Only Republicans can value the livelihood of a companies, over that of people.
(9) If you’re a Republican; only the suites on Wall Street deserve to be wealthy. If you’re a Democrat; only the poor deserve to be wealthy. If you’re “middle class”, who the hell are you?
(10) Every four years both sides win, as long as the ridiculous battle continues on behalf of the 2% of nut cases, found at the extreme of either party. Meanwhile nothing gets done while congress gets paid, because common sense must bend to political fanaticism.
Yep, just keep cheering for your specific team and applaud when the current majority, strips the rights of the minority. The last “independent” elected was George Washington and sources have it, that he did ok. Although he was against political parties; as Eisenhower was against the arms industry, for the exact reasons they were proven correct today.
“Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to eat for lunch. Freedom comes from the recognition of certain rights which may not be taken, not even by a 99% vote.” ~ Marvin Simkin
I reserve my right of free speech for the limited time I may still have it. In short; if I have offended anyone, they can kiss my ass.
(1) You’re ok with thirty choices of bubble gum, but when it comes to something as important as the leadership of the country, only two choices works best.
(2) It’s much easier to be totally uninformed and ignorant of the issues, as long as my team wins.
(3) All Republicans are ok with giving away guns as prizes in cereal boxes, replace that with a sterilized bent hanger, if you’re a Democrat.
(4) If you’re a Republican global warming is the result of friction from the ocean sliding along the sea floor, if you’re a Democrat, “OMG WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!”
(5) If you’re a Republican; it’s ok to send our young generation to the other side of the earth to kill people for corporate interests. If you’re a Democrat; when you send our young generation to the other side of the globe to kill people, it’s for their own good.
(6) If you’re a Republican; any Mexican who can run, jump, or swim, is already here. If you’re a Democrat; we need disability ramps installed at the border.
(7) If you’re a Republican; God hates liberals (It’s what Jesus would do). If you’re a Democrat, “Who is this God person of interests? Send out the drones!”
(8 ) Only Democrats could value the livelihood of spotted owls, over that of people. Only Republicans can value the livelihood of a companies, over that of people.
(9) If you’re a Republican; only the suites on Wall Street deserve to be wealthy. If you’re a Democrat; only the poor deserve to be wealthy. If you’re “middle class”, who the hell are you?
(10) Every four years both sides win, as long as the ridiculous battle continues on behalf of the 2% of nut cases, found at the extreme of either party. Meanwhile nothing gets done while congress gets paid, because common sense must bend to political fanaticism.
Yep, just keep cheering for your specific team and applaud when the current majority, strips the rights of the minority. The last “independent” elected was George Washington and sources have it, that he did ok. Although he was against political parties; as Eisenhower was against the arms industry, for the exact reasons they were proven correct today.
“Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to eat for lunch. Freedom comes from the recognition of certain rights which may not be taken, not even by a 99% vote.” ~ Marvin Simkin
I reserve my right of free speech for the limited time I may still have it. In short; if I have offended anyone, they can kiss my ass.
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