General Music Chat

A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".

My turn:

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?

--- The knocking speeds up.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

---"Hey, how about we try one of my songs?"

Chaeya

Whats the definition of "relative minor"?




The drummers girlfriend!!!

Best

Oh......................
You lot are turning really nasty
Joke!!!!
PS. The Drummers Girlfriend will always be a source for comment

And content.

What do you call it when a roadie gets fired?

Time for a new drummer


can we attack other instruments, too?


If so, How do you tune 2 piccolos?

shoot one



Why do french horns point backwards?

even horn players don't want to hear them



Why do bagpipe players march as they play?

moving targets are harder to hit

I have to just say thanks,,, You all have a great sense of humor, very ,very funny

My wife's favorite is what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?



-homeless.

Some of these jokes really do hit home, cause I'm originally a drummer who beat the skins in most bands I was ever in. Ever see a guitarist with a drummer's attitude? That's me.

1. How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb......?


Zero.

Drummers don't screw in light bulbs......they screw in hot tubs.





2. How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb......?


Three.

One to actually do it.......and another two to argue about how much better Neil Peart can do it.