General Music Chat

Lucy had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell.
Lucy went to Heaven,
The steamboat went to

Hello operator,
Give me number nine.
If she doesn't answer,
Kick her in the

Behind the coffee table,
There was a piece of glass.
Lucy slipped on a banana peel,
And cut her little

Ask me not how it happened,
Just give me number nine.
If she doesn't answer,
Kick her in the behind.

And with Christmas just around the corner:

Randolph the bowlegged cowboy,
Had a very shiny gun.
And if you ever saw it,
You would turn around and run.

All of the other cowboys,
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Randolph,
Join in any cowboy games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
The sheriff came to say,
"Randolph with your gun so bright,
Won't you shoot my wife tonight?"

Then all the other cowboys,
Laughed and shouted out with glee,
"Randolph the bowlegged cowboy,
You'll go down in History!"

I'm in the nude for love,
Simply because you're near me.
Funny but....
FUNNY BUTT?!?!?!!!

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Little Jack Horner
Sat in his corner
Eating a cherry pie.
He stuck in his thumb
And pulled out a plum
And said, "What the Hell's a plum doing in a cherry pie?"

Guys some of these sound scary as $hit. No wonder you lot are all hooped up.

I love it, man!

Jeff, you have a gazillion of these, doncha? Keep 'em coming!

Maybe this will help.

http://www.kididdles.com/lyrics/allsongs.html

Not a song but a poem...

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
They both had a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two and a half
And you thought they went up there for water.

Well, now that I think about it maybe that's not quite suitable for a two year old...

Has she got a sister?
There's a hill near me.

Guys some of these sound scary as $hit. No wonder you lot are all hooped up.

Some of the old well known nursery rhymes are pretty horrific if you look at them. Why kids were taught these? Who knows?!

Three blind mice. Three blind mice.
See how they run. See how they run.
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a sight in your life,
As three blind mice

Peter , Peter , pumpkin-eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her;
He put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he kept her very well

Rock-a-bye, baby,
In the tree top.
When the wind blows,
The cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks,
The cradle will fall,
And down will come baby,
Cradle and all


..and there's plenty more..

Great big gobs of greasy, grimey gopher guts. (sung to the tune of "The Old Gray Mare"
or
My bonnie has tuberculosis
It's eating away her left lung.
She coughs up the bloody corruption,
and rolls it around on her tongue.

This is a very nice tune ratass, I like it a lot.

Very cool!

Every night I read 1 - 4 books to my 2 girls. 1 1/2 and 3 1/2 years old.
then we sing most or all of these. Gooood times.


"The wheels on the bus"

Hahaha.. Dude that just reminded me of a Robot Chicken skit.

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/girl-toys.html

Check out the "Jem" version of "wheels on the bus". It's freaking hilarious!!

I couldn't find this one but it took me forever to recal a portion of it.

Hi ho, hi ho I bit the teacher's toe
She bit me back that dirty rat.
Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho.

My mom would always yell, "stop singing that song, it disrespects teachers!!!!"

Not a song but a poem...

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
They both had a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two and a half
And you thought they went up there for water.

Well, now that I think about it maybe that's not quite suitable for a two year old...

No this can be a great math song. Jack and Jill went up the hill they both had a buck and a quarter. Now, how much money did Jack give Jill if he came down with nothing ( at least nothing that soap and water can cure )?

We used to sing / tell all those little rhymes when I was in the Scouts.
Camp fire entertainment at it's finest, silly songs and skits.
When you been hiking or on the river for four or five days anything is funny.

Glory Glory halleghluya, the teacher hit me with the rulllller, Met him at the door with a loaded 44, and there aint no teacher no-more!!!