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Crip2Nite wrote:When the beeyotch get's out of the hospital, kick her real hard in the shins and when she bends over, rip her top off and take a quick pic!
philbymon wrote:Take it easy, GR! No need to get all sacreligious & all...it's just a breakup. You'll have more of them, if you're lucky, before you settle in with someone for any length of time, unless you're dumb enough to settle for someone you shouldn't be with, like many of us do...I really needed your advice thank you
Take it too seriously & you might get an aneurism or embollism or any one of those other horrid "isms" out there just waiting to attack you!
Ya gotta learn to laugh when it hurts, dude. It makes it hurt less. Even a good old fashioned bitter laugh is good for the heart & soul. Put her (or yourself) in the most ridiculous light you can in your mind's eye & laugh like a drunken horse until yer guts ache. You'll see - it works!
Puts things in perspective, it does, cuz tomorrow's another day, & it's sure to bring entirely new heartaches somewhere down the road, that you'll need to laugh at, too! Soon enough, every time you think of her, you'll remember the laughing at her (& think of more stuff to laugh at), instead of the hurts, & that's MUCH healthier than concentrating on the negatives.
That, sir, is my recipe for living well.
Lesson #204 is now complete. Go do your homework, grasshopper, & apply what you've learned.
Try the "funny videos" thread. It's a good place to start laughing, anyway. Sometimes you gotta prime the pump, as it were...
Capt. Scott wrote:There's a tune in here, jr...I'm good now
philbymon wrote:Take it easy, GR! No need to get all sacreligious & all...it's just a breakup. You'll have more of them, if you're lucky, before you settle in with someone for any length of time, unless you're dumb enough to settle for someone you shouldn't be with, like many of us do...I just thought of something what cript said.To think about it its pretty funny lol
Take it too seriously & you might get an aneurism or embollism or any one of those other horrid "isms" out there just waiting to attack you!
Ya gotta learn to laugh when it hurts, dude. It makes it hurt less. Even a good old fashioned bitter laugh is good for the heart & soul. Put her (or yourself) in the most ridiculous light you can in your mind's eye & laugh like a drunken horse until yer guts ache. You'll see - it works!
Puts things in perspective, it does, cuz tomorrow's another day, & it's sure to bring entirely new heartaches somewhere down the road, that you'll need to laugh at, too! Soon enough, every time you think of her, you'll remember the laughing at her (& think of more stuff to laugh at), instead of the hurts, & that's MUCH healthier than concentrating on the negatives.
That, sir, is my recipe for living well.
Lesson #204 is now complete. Go do your homework, grasshopper, & apply what you've learned.
Try the "funny videos" thread. It's a good place to start laughing, anyway. Sometimes you gotta prime the pump, as it were...
Crip2Nite wrote:When the beeyotch get's out of the hospital, kick her real hard in the shins and when she bends over, rip her top off and take a quick pic!Dude forgive me for what i said I mean for being sacreligious,but I'm thinking about what u said thats pretty funny lol
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