General Music Chat

Billy Mays, man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNrO-FAHcdI

I saw something about Billy on the net a few moments ago.
I have not seen anything from a reputable source though.
If indeed there is such a thing anymore.

I saw something about Billy on the net a few moments ago.
I have not seen anything from a reputable source though.
If indeed there is such a thing anymore.

He's dead, we saw it on the news. Man, NOW WHO IS GONNA SCREAM AT ME?

WELL, IF YOU INSIST !!!!
There goes another lame TV show.

Damn! & he looked so young with his Grecian Formula hair & his Just For Men beard...I hate to think that we're gonna be stuck with that Sham-Wow guy, now...what's the world coming to?

Let's not forget Ed McMahon

Man, I hated Billy Mays. All that guy did was yell; drove me nuts. I had to mute the TV or change channels every time one of his commercials came on.

But I would never wish death on the guy. At age 50? Too young.

Billy Mayes here.
Now thats the power of oxy clean!

Yea ol ED got overlooked. Hell who care about some old white guy who died. Shame.

And if the best they can muster the shame woow, were screwed.

Mary,

Poor 'ol billy shoulda known better then to stick his hands in those scummy ol toilet bowls! (especially after poring all that poison he was sellin' into them),

Howlin'

LOL I just snarfed coffee because of that last statement, Howlin'..

Snarfed ! LOL

Mary,

Poor 'ol billy shoulda known better then to stick his hands in those scummy ol toilet bowls! (especially after poring all that poison he was sellin' into them),

Howlin'

Yeah, if he had only watched where he was putting his hands.

Ok, ya'll. Here's the story as I heard it (from many unreliable sources):
Farrah died and went to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter greets her and says, "Farrah, you have been such a humanitarian and help so many people with so many causes, we've decided to grant you a wish before you enter Heaven."
Farrah said, "Well, you know, I just REALLY wish that all the children in the world could be safe."
POOF! Michael Jackson appears. And Farrah entered the Gates.
But Michael was a really good sport about dying and all, so Saint Peter says, "Michael, for being such a good sport, and since your music has had a positive influence on people over the years, we're going to grant you a wish before you enter the Kingdom."
Michael thinks about it and says, "Well, all I've ever wanted was to be REALLY white."
POOF! Billy Mays appears, screaming, "NOW HERE'S THE POWER OF OXY-CLEAN!!!"
Ed McMahon pipes in from the side, "You are CORRECT, sir."

And that's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

..youre making this up as you go aint you rat.. :]