It sounds like a delightful marriage and I am so happy for you. As for me, I thought I would take the Winnebego ride with Jud. We seemed to be such a close couple that no one could ever imagine us apart. We were described as "two peas in a pod." I mean, how often do you meet a man who is willing to sport a sequin tail jacket and a crown and call himself "King Ira" and dance the polka and go on tours to retirement communities and play a banjo on Howard Stern? People literally CRIED when they heard about our break up. It was shocking, especially his behavior toward me in the end. I hope I meet another intelligent, playful goofball someday who doesn't have a witchcraft mother! Raven is okay and he is completely head over heels in love with me, but my feelings for him have seriously dwindled after he did some horrible things over the past two years. In fact, I just wrote a tonge in cheeck song about Raven (the song is all true except for the shot and the black eye). I exaggerated the facts to make it a song about women's experiences with men who mean well but who are f**ked up.
Here's the song: (it's a fasted paced rock with lots of minor chords)
(c) Chachaangelina, 2006
My drunk boyfriend just got out of jail
Buy him a keg, pour him a beer
Light him up a cigarette, his freedom is here!
He loves me
I got a black eye to prove it
Let's celebrate!
He wants to have a good time!
He was down on his luck
When I picked him off the street
Bought him Mad Dog, Marlboros, took him out to eat
Then I brought him to a party
Where I thought it was my friends
But he pissed off everybody, DRUNK
"Don't come back again!"
Don't even ask about the time
He stole money from my mother
Or the day I had to get a shot
At the health department.
But I know he really loves me
'Cause he always says he's sorry
Tomorrow, tomorrow
He's really gonna change
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
My drunk boyfriend just got out of jail
Buy him a keg! Pour him a beer!
Light him up a cigarette!
His freedom is here!
He love me!
I got a black eye to prove it
Let's celebrate!
He wants to have a good time!
Here's the song: (it's a fasted paced rock with lots of minor chords)
(c) Chachaangelina, 2006
My drunk boyfriend just got out of jail
Buy him a keg, pour him a beer
Light him up a cigarette, his freedom is here!
He loves me
I got a black eye to prove it
Let's celebrate!
He wants to have a good time!
He was down on his luck
When I picked him off the street
Bought him Mad Dog, Marlboros, took him out to eat
Then I brought him to a party
Where I thought it was my friends
But he pissed off everybody, DRUNK
"Don't come back again!"
Don't even ask about the time
He stole money from my mother
Or the day I had to get a shot
At the health department.
But I know he really loves me
'Cause he always says he's sorry
Tomorrow, tomorrow
He's really gonna change
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
My drunk boyfriend just got out of jail
Buy him a keg! Pour him a beer!
Light him up a cigarette!
His freedom is here!
He love me!
I got a black eye to prove it
Let's celebrate!
He wants to have a good time!
