General Music Chat

Oh stop these horrible jokess..

I was just reading these at a friend's place and he's gritting his teeth about the banjo joke. (that was a smoker)

What do you call a lead singer without a GF?


HOMELESS!

A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.

"No!" yells the blonde.

Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.

"For the last time, no!" says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, "Well, why the hell not?"

The blonde says, "Because I wanna stay up here with you!"






Q: What would it take to reunite the Beatles?


A: Two more bullets

YOD, that Beatles one is over the line man!

Q: What would it take to reunite the Beatles?


A: Two more bullets

ouch!

A guy walked into a bar....

Orders a draft beer and a shot of whisky. Drinks the beer, pours the shot into the breast pocket of his suit jacket.

Has a second round.

When he orders a third, the bartender says, "Look mister - if youi don't mind me askin', what's whith the shot in your coat pocket?"

The guy nailed that bartender with a right cross. Then a mouse peaked out of his pocket and hollered, "Yeah! And phuque your cat too!"

Talbot

YOD, that Beatles one is over the line man!

with apologies to Yoko.




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