General Music Chat

A MySpace Christmas
Craig Maxim




Twas the night before Christmas,
And MySpace shut down,
A virus? A worm?
Or did Tom shut us down?

The stockings were hung,
by the chimney with care,
so I raided them for batteries,
For the wireless mouse there

The children were nestled,
All snug in their bed,
But I frantically thought
of that MILF I just met

I accepted the invite,
her profile pic smoked,
She preferred wild sex,
to "chatting" she joked!

The button read "Click Me"
To see me all bare,
It asked for a password,
So what did I care?

It said "Hurry Up,
I'm getting all wet"
I clicked that button faster,
Than a politician "forgets"

And then something happened,
Or didn't... it seemed.
No birthday clad beauty,
Was it all just a dream?

Suddenly it hit me,
She was "Hacker", not "Ho"!
Guess Tom's MySpace Announcements
Were not just for show!

Lmao. You know, I have had about 25 of those darn fake messages from people? Pain in the neck, I hate them.

By the way, the girl in that picture ain't half bad.

Lmao. You know, I have had about 25 of those darn fake messages from people? Pain in the neck, I hate them.

By the way, the girl in that picture ain't half bad.

Glad you got a kick out of that. LOL

And consider yourself lucky. We have around 6500 friends on our MySpace, and I have to clear out like 15 or 20 of those things every single day!

Damn hackers. LOL

Google it sometime. These tools have message boards where they share war stories of trying to get around MySpace's ever changing code, designed to keep them out.

Lmao. No thanks, man, I cannot stand the two I get a day, let alone 20. But yeah, stupid hackers. I want to learn how to hack, it would be nice to fight fire with fire.

What a crazy world we live in, people are evil, lol. I have had to restore my system many of times due to viruses, sometimes just replace the hard disk. It is best said like this: "Welcome to Hell!"

I am going to learn to hack and hack them back, and on their screen will come up a giant middle finger which will flash for about 50 seconds, then the computer will crash permanently. Lmao, I have a good imagination.

Peace out, GuitarAnatomy.