#152204 by Slacker G
Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:13 pm
Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:13 pm
Here are some thoughts about the stupidity of some people that came to me this morning as I drank my first cup of coffee.
One of the first things I heard on the news this morning is that they were going to make a bronze statue of the fan who fell over the rail trying to catch a baseball. Now just what should they call this statue? Ode to stupidity?
In keeping with my bad taste, think of the cartoons one could make of that statue. It could be the fan suspended in air on the way down, in the process of going over the rail, with that "oops!" expression frozen on his face, baseball in hand. Or perhaps the moment right before impact with the pavement, giving him a beautiful almost ballerina like posture as he remains suspended inches above the pavement, still reaching for that ever elusive baseball. Nope, no stupid idea is sacred or off limits to me this morning. So flame away but I don't control the random thoughts that come to mind. Neither do you control yours.
If they want to build statues to commemorate everything now days, how about a statue of some idiot texting at the moment of impact with a vehicle as he walks through a red light? That would make a thought provoking statue. Or how about a statue of some moron voting the same Demoncrats back into office after loosing his savings, his home and his job? I'd like to see the expression on the face of one of those, if only for the purpose of my own personal enlightenment.
How about that new California bedsheets law? All hotels and motels have to use fitted sheets because over 700 stupid people have caught their feet in standard flat sheets and have injured themselves. I thought that was natures way of cleaning out the gene pool. Now with this new law in place, some will still be able to reproduce. Unfortunately that will cause more stupid laws to be put on the books to protect their stupid clumsy offspring.
The Socialist in chief has a new plan proposed to save America from the damage he has caused through his destructive reign. It's a secret plan. I can't wait to hear that one.
He bought two buses at taxpayer expense that cost 2.2 million dollars, for travel during his re election campaign. My first thought was he that could have saved taxpayers all that money by signing a presidential edict to declare himself king. I'll bet those buses get better mileage than the SUV's.
Why hasn't anyone come up with the idea of putting huge full length mirrors throughout the malls so that ugly lovers might catch a glimpse of what their children would look like and run for their lives?
Maybe this will be a good day.
Yeah Yeah Yeah. It's supposed to be tasteless. They're my morning thoughts. 
One of the first things I heard on the news this morning is that they were going to make a bronze statue of the fan who fell over the rail trying to catch a baseball. Now just what should they call this statue? Ode to stupidity?
In keeping with my bad taste, think of the cartoons one could make of that statue. It could be the fan suspended in air on the way down, in the process of going over the rail, with that "oops!" expression frozen on his face, baseball in hand. Or perhaps the moment right before impact with the pavement, giving him a beautiful almost ballerina like posture as he remains suspended inches above the pavement, still reaching for that ever elusive baseball. Nope, no stupid idea is sacred or off limits to me this morning. So flame away but I don't control the random thoughts that come to mind. Neither do you control yours.
If they want to build statues to commemorate everything now days, how about a statue of some idiot texting at the moment of impact with a vehicle as he walks through a red light? That would make a thought provoking statue. Or how about a statue of some moron voting the same Demoncrats back into office after loosing his savings, his home and his job? I'd like to see the expression on the face of one of those, if only for the purpose of my own personal enlightenment.
How about that new California bedsheets law? All hotels and motels have to use fitted sheets because over 700 stupid people have caught their feet in standard flat sheets and have injured themselves. I thought that was natures way of cleaning out the gene pool. Now with this new law in place, some will still be able to reproduce. Unfortunately that will cause more stupid laws to be put on the books to protect their stupid clumsy offspring.
The Socialist in chief has a new plan proposed to save America from the damage he has caused through his destructive reign. It's a secret plan. I can't wait to hear that one.
He bought two buses at taxpayer expense that cost 2.2 million dollars, for travel during his re election campaign. My first thought was he that could have saved taxpayers all that money by signing a presidential edict to declare himself king. I'll bet those buses get better mileage than the SUV's.
Why hasn't anyone come up with the idea of putting huge full length mirrors throughout the malls so that ugly lovers might catch a glimpse of what their children would look like and run for their lives?
Maybe this will be a good day.
Yeah Yeah Yeah. It's supposed to be tasteless. They're my morning thoughts.