General Music Chat

Deer season, duck season, dove season, squirrel season

Got a good duck hunting joke (sorry if I posted this before here):

A hillbilly is duck hunting in Oklahoma. A game warden who hates hillbillies sees him and pays the hillbilly's duck blind a visit. "Mind if I inspect some of your ducks?" asks the game warden. "Go ahead" says the hillbilly. Game warden picks up one of the ducks looks it over carefully, then sniffs its ass. "Hey this duck's not from Oklahoma, it's from Kansas. Have you got a Kansas duck hunting license?" The hillbilly reaches into a pocket and pulls out his Kansas license. The game warden picks up another duck, inspects it carefully, sniffs its ass and says "Hey this duck's not from Oklahoma, it's from Arkansas. Have you got an Arkansas license?" The hillbilly reaches into a second pocket and pulls out an Arkansas license. The game warden thinks he's going to get him on the next duck, picks one up, inspects it and sniffs its ass. "Hey this duck's not from Oklahoma, it's from South Carolina, have you got a South Carolina license?" The hillbilly reaches into a third pocket and pulls out a South Carolina duck hunting license. "Hey where the hell are you from anyway?" asks the game warden. The hillbilly turns around, drops his pants, points to his ass and says "You tell me!"

Priceless.

Ha Ha! Tis easy for me to say! I think I would prefer living ANYWHERE NORTH if I could just Talk my wife out of leaving GALVESTON! Don't get me wrong I'm 110% Texan in fact I just found out today some of my BEAUTIFUL wife's family fought at the BATTLE of SAN JACINTO!

Personally if I could get the Hell out of this right to work state and join a union and get other folks to PAY for me to be a LAZY asshole I could just ROCK and play my guitar! I wouldn't have to worry about my medical care either BWA HA HA!

Update! Mybad I cannot leave the BLUE BONNETS! Folks if you have never been to TEXAS there Ain't nuthin like this time of year! You just have to see it to beleive it Although this is not a good year because in order to have a Great bluebonnet season we HAVE to have a wet December and we didn't have that this year! Oh and bluebonnets are a HILL Country thing you folks from the LONE STAR STATE know what I'm talking about.

The season of prosperity is my favorite season...has nothing to do with the weather though!

Probably one of the best places to live in the USA in the Fall is K.C.

Well Bob/ lads if I didn't live where I do, I might be inclined to agree: however if anyone has been here, it's hard to not agree Maine is tops.
Our coastline is unbeatable, in my humble opinion.
Rocky, rugged and wonderfully dangerous.

Sorry, but there you have it.


Fall is absolutely the tops for me.
Crisp clear days, with firery red/orange & yellow oak/maple trees..
Apple cider/pumpkins all over..heavy sweaters while one drives to work with the sunroof open & the heat on...
The woodstove in the evenin..
Apple pickin in early Oct..

ahhh