#141685 by Slacker G
Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:17 pm
Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:17 pm
I found this somewhere on a BB. I think both sides may believe it.
A major research institution in the United States has recently
announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet
known to science. The new element has been tentatively
named Governmentium.
Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic
mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces
called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of
lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium does not require electrons, it is therefore inert.
However, it normally can be detected, as it impedes every reaction
with which it comes into contact.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since any
reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons,
forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a
certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
referred to as "critical morass".
A major research institution in the United States has recently
announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet
known to science. The new element has been tentatively
named Governmentium.
Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic
mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces
called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of
lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium does not require electrons, it is therefore inert.
However, it normally can be detected, as it impedes every reaction
with which it comes into contact.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since any
reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons,
forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a
certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
referred to as "critical morass".
