You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. ~ Al Capone
You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy. ~ Joe Valachi
CRIMINAL: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation. ~ Howard Scott
Petty laws breed great crimes. ~ OUIDA (1880)
Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it. ~ G.K. Chesterton
When is conduct a crime, and when is a crime not a crime? When Somebody Up There - a monarch, a dictator, a Pope, a legislator - so decrees. ~ Jessica Mitford
Crime is contagious. If the government becomes a law breaker, it breeds contempt for the law. ~ Justice Louis D. Brandels
Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. ~ John Hardwick
They call it the halls of justice because the only place you get justice is in the halls. ~ Lenny Bruce
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court?
Mae West: I was doin' my best to hide it.
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the best lawyer. ~ Robert Frost
Judge: a law student who marks his own papers. ~ H.L. Mencken
The Supreme Court is steadily eroding the protections against police excess promised by the 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, and 14th Amendments to the Constitution. ~ Dan Baum (the Nation - June 29, 1992)
You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy. ~ Joe Valachi
CRIMINAL: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation. ~ Howard Scott
Petty laws breed great crimes. ~ OUIDA (1880)
Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it. ~ G.K. Chesterton
When is conduct a crime, and when is a crime not a crime? When Somebody Up There - a monarch, a dictator, a Pope, a legislator - so decrees. ~ Jessica Mitford
Crime is contagious. If the government becomes a law breaker, it breeds contempt for the law. ~ Justice Louis D. Brandels
Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. ~ John Hardwick
They call it the halls of justice because the only place you get justice is in the halls. ~ Lenny Bruce
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court?
Mae West: I was doin' my best to hide it.
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the best lawyer. ~ Robert Frost
Judge: a law student who marks his own papers. ~ H.L. Mencken
The Supreme Court is steadily eroding the protections against police excess promised by the 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, and 14th Amendments to the Constitution. ~ Dan Baum (the Nation - June 29, 1992)
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