Simply Funny
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:08 pm(The New Face of the Demoncrap Party)
https://www.newsweek.com/scientists-cre ... ty-1456755
Scientists who grew tiny human brain-like models one million times smaller than the regular organ have detected waves in the tissue. Around two months into the 10-month-long growing process, the tissue started to produce brain waves. However, an author of the study published in the journal Cell Stem Cell stressed the brains don't have a consciousness.
After considerable study they discovered that they share the very same math skills as AOC. ("3/5 = 10%")
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez came out hard against the Electoral College, slamming the institution as a racist scam that makes white people’s votes count for “like, a lot more” than other people’s votes.
But she then thought of a good solution: “What if we count all white people as three-fifths of a person instead of a full person? Then, good votes would count more than bad, racist votes. Like, four or five times more or something, because 3/5ths is only like 10% of a real vote.”
Snopes could not prove claims that she is dumber than a salamander because they couldn't test the IQ of a salamander.
It costs a pretty penny to earn a diploma in stupid.
The annual list price to attend Boston University — including tuition, fees, room, and board — currently rounds out to $70,000. To acquire a degree in economics from this tony institution of higher learning, an undergrad must complete courses in calculus, microeconomic and macroeconomic analysis, empirical economics, statistics, and assorted electives.
https://www.newsweek.com/scientists-cre ... ty-1456755
Scientists who grew tiny human brain-like models one million times smaller than the regular organ have detected waves in the tissue. Around two months into the 10-month-long growing process, the tissue started to produce brain waves. However, an author of the study published in the journal Cell Stem Cell stressed the brains don't have a consciousness.
After considerable study they discovered that they share the very same math skills as AOC. ("3/5 = 10%")
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez came out hard against the Electoral College, slamming the institution as a racist scam that makes white people’s votes count for “like, a lot more” than other people’s votes.
But she then thought of a good solution: “What if we count all white people as three-fifths of a person instead of a full person? Then, good votes would count more than bad, racist votes. Like, four or five times more or something, because 3/5ths is only like 10% of a real vote.”
Snopes could not prove claims that she is dumber than a salamander because they couldn't test the IQ of a salamander.
It costs a pretty penny to earn a diploma in stupid.
The annual list price to attend Boston University — including tuition, fees, room, and board — currently rounds out to $70,000. To acquire a degree in economics from this tony institution of higher learning, an undergrad must complete courses in calculus, microeconomic and macroeconomic analysis, empirical economics, statistics, and assorted electives.